It's all rumours I say..

Darque said:
Did they hire the Iraqi public relations minister that Saddam used? :?

He was just plain funny...like a comedian or something. There could be an M1A1 rolling by right behind him and he would say, "There are no Americans in Baghdad. We have complete control." He was hilarious. :lol:
 
Montez said:
King of Creation said:
i think the former iraqi dis-information minister would have put it like this:
Ah yes, well, in response to your accusation that said Van Buren has been cancelled, I say to you BAH! It is in full production. We are devoting all of our resources to it! It is going to be released for Christmas 2003. That means you can have it next week! The infidels on Wall Street will not stop us either! Our stock just rose to $10 a share! We will send the soldiers of our enemies home in caskets! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! INFIDELS!

Van Buren is in your home right now! You are playing it as we speak! Do not trust internet rumors, they are started by filthy traitorous dogs who betrayed the Intergay trust!

You filthy American pig-dog! You cannot stop the awesome power of Interplay! Our plan is working perfectly...
 
You dont think that their gonna give the fallout 3 project over to the BOS team now that their done with BOS???? I wouldnt be surprised.
 
You filthy American pig-dog! You cannot stop the awesome power of Interplay! Our plan is working perfectly...


All we need is for Bush to declare Interplay part of the Axis of Evil!

FO:BOS would be hit with a heavy does of "shock and awe". :wink:


And what is a pig-dog really?
 
Thanks for your note and comments on Interplay, its games, and recent actions.

For some reason, there has been a high amount of speculation about Tribal Dreams and intellectual property surrounding the Star Trek license. My only guess is that the source of these rumors must be an employee/employees who recently departed Interplay.

My response to these rumors is quite simple: Interplay management makes decisions and takes action on items relating to product, personnel, costs, revenue, and more on a day-to-day basis, none of which would be deemed material by SEC regulations, and none of which would merit a public announcement or press release.

Accordingly, if Interplay management had closed its most valuable development asset or chosen to abandon one of its most prized intellectual assets, the Company would have made an announcement.

As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value. We're sure that when you play the upcoming "Secret of Vulcan Fury", you'll agree with us.
 
Thanks for your note and comments on Interplay, its games, and recent actions.

For some reason, there has been a high amount of speculation about Black Isle Studios and intellectual property surrounding the Fallout license. My only guess is that the source of these rumors must be an employee/employees who recently departed Interplay.

My response to these rumors is quite simple: Interplay management makes decisions and takes action on items relating to product, personnel, costs, revenue, and more on a day-to-day basis, none of which would be deemed material by SEC regulations, and none of which would merit a public announcement or press release.

Accordingly, if Interplay management had closed its most valuable development asset or chosen to abandon one of its most prized intellectual assets, the Company would have made an announcement.

As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value.

I object! The version printed above is a watered down and edited version of the actual release from Interplay. In the interest of fairness and justice, I have therefore reproduced the proper version in its entirety below for anyone interested in reading the unadulterated version:

Thanks for your note and comments on Interplay, its games, and recent actions.

For some reason, there has been a high amount of speculation about Black Isle Studios and intellectual property surrounding our license to print money indiscriminately. My only guess is that the source of these rumors must be an employee/employees who recently departed Interplay, quite probably moments before we could grab them and throw them in the mass grave of ex-Fallout developers that we were digging at the time.

My response to these rumors is quite simple (as, indeed, are most of our Board of Directors): Interplay management makes decisions and takes action on items relating to product, personnel, costs, revenue, and more on a day-to-day basis (and by a day-to-day basis I mean, for example, that our Chief Exec might get up one morning, cut himself shaving, and decide on that particular day to channel his anger by sacking some employees), none of which would be deemed material by SEC regulations, and none of which would merit a public announcement or press release. Oh, and by "making decisions on a day-to-day basis" I did not mean to imply that Interplay management only thinks in the short term and makes ridiculous, narrowminded, knee-jerk business decisions that demonstrate a total lack of imagination or foresight, no sir-ee Bob I didn't... ;)

Accordingly, if Interplay management had closed its most valuable development asset or chosen to abandon one of its most prized intellectual assets, the Company would have made an announcement. However, as our Chief Executive regards his own pencil-thin dick as the only development asset worth giving a fig about, and since he also thinks that an "intellectual asset" is a highly gifted baby donkey, then neither of these classifications would therefore apply to Black Isle Studios, Fallout 3, or indeed to the large blunt machete recently applied to the staff roster associated with both.

As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value... in the same way that Saddam Hussein was always focused on delivering peace and prosperity to the people of Iraq.
 
Huggies said:
Oh, crap! I guess this means I'm really freakin' late for work!

That's it Mister! I'm banning your ass at the IPLY boards for spreading vicious lies!!!
 
Cutedge said:
As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value. We're sure that when you play the upcoming "Secret of Vulcan Fury", you'll agree with us.

Get out of my head, asshole! :P I was just thinking of the same damn thing, of when SoVF was canned and the community had given backlash when they finally found out what happened. It might have been because that Star Trek fans were waiting for that game as it nearly had as many carrots dangled like the Fallout license.
 
Roshambo said:
It might have been because that Star Trek fans were waiting for that game as it nearly had as many carrots dangled like the Fallout license.


Except we didn't have carrots dangling in front of us....


we had huge diamond encrusted, multi-layered cakes. You know, the kind strippers jump out of. Except, instead of a stripper, it would have been Dogmeat
 
this thread :deal: has the best replies ever.... i was gonna quote them all, but just read them, ahhahaha

really late for work.. ahahaahaha :deal:
 
As to what a pig-dog, or mole-pigrat-dog thing is.....


This should clear things up

I give to you, the REAL Herve Caen:

therealhervecaen.jpg





Thanks for the host Kharn!
 
King of Creation said:
As to what a pig-dog, or mole-pigrat-dog thing is.....


This should clear things up

I give to you, the REAL Herve Caen:

therealhervecaen.jpg



Thanks for the host Kharn!
Hahahahahhahaha :D
 
Interplay management showed they can shit out of their mouths when they said:
As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value.
The old slogan
"By Gamers, For Gamers"
has ceased being profitable.

"By Investors, For Bottom Lines"
Will surely make us oogles of cash, as producing a game of generic design in a marketable genre on a proven platfrom is the landmark of what the consumerdrones call "a great game".
 
Detached

Detached

As always, Interplay management is focused on delivering great, profitable games and maximum shareholder value.

This release has a detached, not meeting your eye-contact sort of feel.
Like they're talking to someone behind you to your left.

Insincere Double Speak.

Sociopath response that stiffs the declared games market and truly addresses the stock manipulators that would sell their mother Interplay stock at 80, on the pretense of the value of intellectual property they are unable to profit from in a real way, (hold your ears) HOW MUCH MONEY HAS INTERPLAY MADE BY SITTING ON THE FO LICENSE ALL THESE YEARS? (Uncover your ears.)

Their game is making money, and out side of their salaries, they are NOT making money.........

Can we all make an "L" with our fingers at this point? [Please chant] ""Loser"". Why isn't BG:DA 2 making money for Interplay right now, Q4 '03? [Chant.] ""Loser"".

This message was not addressed to us. Their concept of what a "'great"" game "is" wouldn't fool your 11 year old, especially your inner 11 year old.

All 11 year olds chant, ""Loser"".

4too
 
Kharn said:
Josan said:
Huggies said:
Oh, crap! I guess this means I'm really freakin' late for work!

That's it Mister! I'm banning your ass at the IPLY boards for spreading vicious lies!!!

You're still gay, Josan.

Ha!

Uh, I think you're confused. It was Rivanstar and his avatar you were calling gay. Don't make me hurt you. :twisted:
 
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