Last Words

[Borov]

 

[Buxbaum666]

I would probably quote Monty Python:
"Always look at the bright side of death" from the Always look at the bright side of life song from Life of Brian.

I would probably want that song played at my funeral too, and write on my will I want everyone to whistle together with that song when the whistling part comes on. If anyone didn't whistle I would haunt them forever.

I'm sorry but that is literally illegal unless you actually are a member of Monty Python.

 

[Risewild]

I'm sorry but that is literally illegal unless you actually are a member of Monty Python.

I would like to see them suing a broke dead guy .

 

[Deleted member 93956]

The rest... Will follow.

 

[The Dutch Ghost]

"Let the world and everything in it burn."

That pretty much sums up my feelings.

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

*Not written a will*

"Everything I own *Gasp painfully*, will go to-"

*Dies*

 

[Millim]

"Eternal Happiness... here I come"
*To my Offspring* "Your real father is..."
"Have you ever heard the Tragedy of Darth Plageuis the Wise?"
*To My wife* "I've been cheating on you with your sister, she's much hotter and got nicer tits" (applies if they have a brother).

And then I want "Celebrate Good Times" and the Village People to be sung as my funeral, they will be disco and everything.

Or you could just stab a note in my chest saying "Fuck off I'm dead" and throw me in the trash.

 

[0wing]

Play this.