look at the object to your left

TorontRayne said:
My wife is asleep to my left. I might put my balls on her face...
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You could stick your dick in her ass. That might make her want to murder you, or re-fall in love with you. It's a 50/50 with that one.

As for me, I have some days old Panda Express. I could hope that eating shitty food causes my tongue to swell up in disgust, which causes me to choke on my own tongue and suffocate.
 
A rubber bouncy ball. I don't even know how the hell to kill myself with it. Maybe attempt to swallow it whole and choke to death.
 
A leather Medusa mask. This would be tough; it doesn't actually petrify, and it's technically edible.
 
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My sleeping Dog.

Considering he's a fully grown Irish Wolfhound,I think all I'd have to do is just really piss him off and just lie there as I'm savaged, and I've seen what he does to pheasants/rabbits....

Pretty bad way to go, all things considered.
 
Maybe you can bust your head through the ceiling and hit a nail.
 
Oh, it's a cupboard. I guess I'll be crushed underneath it with my laptop. I can still post a few posts though.
 
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