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Tombstone.

I made Louis take me on Crusade. I dressed my women as Amazons and we rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled
 
Err... The Lion in Winter? Don't remember the quote exactly, but a few key words there are pretty unmistakable.

All which is visible must grow beyond itself, extend to the realm of the invisible.
 
How about we choose a movie that did not come out 6 months ago? The Last Samuri

Hey, I'm not square, you're the one square. Your full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussies for nothing, man? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that hip? What world are you from?
 
Taxi Driver!?!

Harder please?

I thought the Marines could do anything, but I had no idea they could do anything like this.

Just a little more than six months...
 
Hail the Conquering Hero

Hard. I had to think about this one for quite some time. And, because of that, I'm going to go medievel on your ass.

(Regarding women)
I find it difficult to convince myself that God would have introduced such a foul being into creation without endowing her with some virtues, hmmm?
 
The Name of the Rose. It has Sean Connery in it, of course it isn't that hard.

As for TRON, well, I had to put down something quickly, that's the first quote which popped into my head.

You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!
 
Aleksandr Nevsky, who could ever forget the wonderful music? I saw an event where they played the music live to the movie, by the Washington Symphony Orchestra.

Highly sexed young men living on farms are always called Seth or Reuben.
 
Cold Comfort Farm. Kate Bekinsale was hot in that, though she is something of a two face.

Oh, simple. I was nursing a director of General Motors. Kidney ailment, they said. Nerves, I said. And I asked myself, What's General Motors got to be nervous about? Overproduction, I says; collapse. When General Motors has to go to the bathroom ten times a day, the whole country's ready to let go.
 
Macbeth/Elephant.

This republic of ours is something like a rich widow. Most Romans love her as their mother but Crassus dreams of marrying the old girl to put it politely.
 
HA! Cowboy Beboop, The movie! Gotta love that opening theme “three, two, one, let’s jam!”

“I fucked your brother. I fucked everybody! What do you want to hear? I sucked your brother's fuckin' cock!”
 
Fairly sure that's Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (the Grim Reaper says it to a smoker).

You're kidding! Me and the Mrs. spent our honeymoon there. All you gotta do is take Main Street West to... or is it the Cross . . .You know, that's funny, I can't remember if it's Main Street West or the Crosstown.
 
Dark City, I think.


That Buford's a sly one, he already knows his ABC's....watch this....Hit The Deck Boy!

Edit: Well since no one got it, it's from "Raising Arizona".
 
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