M o v i e Q u o t e s

I'm asuming that's the scene in Desperado when Antonio enters the bar, but if it is you misquoted a bit.

Woman...woman...woman...woman...Hey, it's the same woman walking up and down the street. What's going on here?
 
Umm...well noone got it, so I figure I'll start a new one.

Guy 1: "Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide Arnie. Now I am about to take you through a fully functional powerplant. So please, take all the dam pictures you want, please don't wander off the dam tour, now...are there any dam questions?"

Guy 2: "Yeah where can I get some damn bait!?"
 
Evil Dead 2 - Dead By Dawn

You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
 
LOTR 3


a)I like to dress in women's clothing.
b)You're a fruit?
a)No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
b)You're not a fruit?
a)No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
 
Gus said:
Double,double,toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

:roll:

Any MacBeth or MacBeth parody flick.

a)I like to dress in women's clothing.
b)You're a fruit?
a)No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
b)You're not a fruit?
a)No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
 
And now for something completely different - Natural Born Killers.


You know whay I don't ask? Because when I ask it takes two weeks to get an answer, and the answer is always "Don't ask."
 
Predator

Because I'm watching that bitch Paula Zahn try to explain to a poor refugee from Darfuhr that "OMFG AFRICA IS'NT IMPORTANT", what a bitch.

Today is history. Today will be remembered. Years from now the young will ask with wonder about this day. Today is history and you are part of it. Six hundred years ago when elsewhere they were footing the blame for the Black Death, Casimir the Great - so called - told the Jews they could come to Krakow. They came. They trundled their belongings into the city. They settled. They took hold. They prospered in business, science, education, the arts. With nothing they came and with nothing they flourished. For six centuries there has been a Jewish Krakow. By this evening those six centuries will be a rumor. They never happened. Today is history.
 
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