Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

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Sovz

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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
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I heard Chicago has a large Romanian population…. Oh, wait, isn’t CCR from Chicago… lets hope he’s wewe still intact.
 
Ooops.

I *knew* I shouldn't have banged that Kasia chick.
 
Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
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Another one?! I swear, I've heard of this shit before. I think that there might've even been a thread just like this one posted a long time ago here on NMA.
 
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Another one?! I swear, I've heard of this shit before. I think that there might've even been a thread just like this one posted a long time ago here on NMA.
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Really now?

Sovz really stays on top of his penis-mutilation related news, you have to give him that.
 
I wonder whether Jakub Fik will still be able to fik with his reattached dick.

:roll:

No, I don't...
 
I wonder what the cops thought... I mean you have this guy running along naked, then he throws his dick at you, then he starts playing Zorro. I swear the god, if I had been the police I would have greeted him with a 12gauge. Some people really should be stopped with stopping power.


"ALIAHAIHAAHAHYAYAYIA!! *Boom!*
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Did you cover this already? (first thing that came up at Google for 'penis +severed +romania')
 
I still think that anything can be counted as a assault against an officer of "law". Same goes for moderators, but they do that offtime. Cops can do that all the time. Everyday job as a rozzer + freetime as a moderator...aahh so much respecting of authority! :twisted:
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AVANDIA CLASS ACTION
 
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