Man superglued condom to penis

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Vault Dweller
A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
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What is it with those Romanians? everything there is penis related :lol:
 
Was the condom too big for him? Geez, don't buy them in a porn store then. I mean come on, what kind of IQ can someone have if he glues a condom to his dick?

It's called sterilization.
 
Pretty embarrassing. But superglue will come off with time. Sweat takes off glue.

Still, there is no pride in having a needle dick.
 
I almost spewed a mouthfull of food over my laptop I was laughing so hard.

What the fuck, thats all I have to say.
 
Another sad day for all Romanians . . I expect we´ll be hearing more penis-related stories of Romanian dicks in the future. Seems like an all new trend... why don´t we try to come up with other really embarrassing things to do to your own penis?

Anyway, I´m sure some cock out there can always better us . . they´ll keep trying till they succeed.

But hey! Let´s give it a try, shall we:
-Masturbating + Superglue
 
Tho I always thought Romania was cool, having produced Vlad The Impaler aka Dracula . . :) Don´t know why modern day Romanians have these sort of . . uhm, problems ;) or are they due to a defective genepool, and were present in the era of Vlad?
 
Maybe its some sort of mass subliminal attempt at castrating the population in an experiment in population control.

Either that or there just nimphomaniacs...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Kotario said:
I saw the title to this thread and though "I hope it isn't another Romanian."
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I saw the title of this thread and thought "There goes an other romanian penis"
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
Maybe its some sort of mass subliminal attempt at castrating the population in an experiment in population control.
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Maybe by the americans because the Romanian Government can't afford it :D
 
Do you by any chance know what kind of superglue he was using? The company that produced it could base an advertising campaign on this... incident.

Kahgan said:
Kotario said:
I saw the title to this thread and though "I hope it isn't another Romanian."
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I saw the title of this thread and thought "There goes an other romanian penis"
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I saw the tile of this thread and thought "I hope Kahgan doesn't post another dumb comment." :wink:
 
Ratty said:
Do you by any chance know what kind of superglue he was using? The company that produced it could base an advertising campaign on this... incident.
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How could I possibly know? Anyway, I think it was a very good one :D
 
Ratty said:
I saw the tile of this thread and thought "I hope Kahgan doesn't post another dumb comment." :wink:
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I've been thinking that with every thread of late. :(
May I ask what was the point of your post Kahgan? Is it some kind of one-upmanship? It didn't work y'know, it just made you look like an idiot.
Damnit. Now you've made me all flame-y and such.
Just try to stop doing that. Okay?
 
No, wait! It was the SAME guy that cut it off the last time! He found it and glued it back with a condom!!
 
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