Man superglued condom to penis

I bet five bucks that the next news coming out of Romania will be that some guy decided to transplant his penis on his face or something equally stupid.
 
No, a man who cut off his penis and glued it to his wife's pussy for continuous sex. Man, those guys really need sex-ed.
 
well, you asked for it....

Penis explodes during sex

Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded while he was making love to his girlfriend.

Ilarie Coroiu was taken to hospital in the Transylvanian town of Cluj after his girlfriend, Magdalena, 18, "felt something strange" and noticed that the bed was covered in blood.

Dr Angela Domocos, head of the accident and emergency department at Cluj General Hospital, said: "It is very rare for this to happen. We call it an exploded penis because it happens when the blood cavities in the penis burst.

"I don't know what this couple were playing at, but there must have been tremendous pressure inside the penis to make this happen."

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.
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Sovz said:
Doctors in Romania are treating a 28-year-old whose penis exploded
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:shock:

I had to stop reading here otherwise I'd be laughing too hard here in the computer lab. :rofl:
 
I predict a sharp decline of population growth in Romania in the near future.

Darwin's theory at work, people.
 
Honestly, We need more stupid people like this to extinguish the dimwitted majority of the population on earth. Way to go Romania!
 
Hmmm, yes Sovz. Give us a link to a site that seems credible in reporting news.

edit: Damn Ozrat...too fast! :D Also...thanks for just posting the google search page results...I was afraid of pictures for a second....and we don't want that :puke:

I knew I should have questioned the credibility of a person with a hamster eating a city in his signature! Damn it all!
 
yet another incident......


http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/index.php?newsid=10854

A surgeon in Romania suddenly went crazy and cut off a patient’s penis and sliced it into three pieces. He was supposed to have operated on the man’s testicles.

The doctor, Naum Ciomu, was a senior doctor and also worked at the University teaching anatomy.

Head of Bucharest’s emergency hospital, Sorin Oprescu, said "We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case."

The patient had a testicular malformation and was being operated on by Dr. Ciomu. The patient was rushed for emergency reconstructive surgery.

The plastic surgeon who is trying to restore the patient’s organ said he may be able to restore his urinary function, but doubts whether the man’s penis will ever be able to perform sexually.

The patient’s wife is suing the doctor.
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BUMPITY BUMP!
Thought this'd be better than making a new thread.

Are the Romanian women just as fucked up?

Or is that the way judges should act?
At least she's not losing bady parts.
 
This thread has opened my eyes to the plight of the Romanian people. An epidemic of stupid this severe can only be cured with the nuclear option. :twisted:
 
This...just isnt right. (ominously)

Stuff so bad and in such a private area happening so often in the same place...I would guess its some sort of plot or massive cultural uprising. I mean in the past month weve seen a penis get cut off and eaten by a dog, have a penis get a condom stuck to it, and now a penis exploded!?! If I were in Romania...I would get out!

Maybe the alien implants are acting up.

Sickeningly,
The Vault Dweller
 
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