Merry Christmas Faggots

Planning my annual suicide attempt. This year I might go through with it.
This isn't a joke anymore.
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I don't even think we're going to exchange gifts, and if we do, we usually come up with a cheap alternative like giving each other things we once got ourselves but never used. It's sort of funny if you end up with a penis-shaped bar of soap or a can of beans that expired in 1996.
That's hilariously called "Schrottwichteln" in German.
 
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Well this was my 18th Christmas. My days of just gettin' shit are over. next year I'll be officially obligated to give gifts. I suspect I'll be a terrible gift-giver.
I know that feeling. I usually coast on the coattails of my sisters to take care of christmas gifts for our parents, but sometimes it doesn't work. And I earn more money than at one of them, so there's more responsibility for me there.
 
Chicks are good with gifts, for some reason.
Gifts from me, to my sisters, impossible. I ask my mom to help me, and she hardly even knows them (they're on my dads side)

But same way back, mom gets me good gifts, dad's wife gets me good gifts, dad... I suspect he lets her just do the job, he doesn't even pretend to take credit anymore :D
 
Well this was my 18th Christmas. My days of just gettin' shit are over. next year I'll be officially obligated to give gifts. I suspect I'll be a terrible gift-giver.

I'm shite at getting gifts, though in my defence when I ask what anyone would like I get "I don't know."

In their defence I give the same answer, so we're all equally awkward.

Though these days I'm just happy to get some extra clothes and stuff, and of course a good Christmas dinner.
 
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