Most inventive way to get back at Ian

But Ian has become notorious for being the NPC that always shoots you in the back. That's worse than helping you out a lot. If I were to save your ass in a war, but still shoot more bullets in you than the enemy, will you hate me or like me?
 
ChizV8 said:
im gonna go out on a limb here & stick up for the man! Ian always helped more than he hindered exp with the.223,so i say keep the guy around, NPC's have rights too!!

You must be a very brave person since you gave the 223 pistol to Ian !
 
WaterGirl said:
I personally was really upset when I accidently killed Ian. He did a lot to help me, and he never even once accidently shot me.

What? No way! I absolutely refuse to believe Ian never shot you accidentally. Not even once??? You must be one uncannily lucky person. Even then, i still can't believe it.

I can't count how many times he popped me in the back.

Still finished the game with him in my party though. I'd get pissed and killzor his ass every now and then, but i would reload afterwards and try again.

For all the wonderful, fantastic work that went into Fallout, Ally AI was not part of it. But then i've seen the enemies slaughter their own more than few times as well so...

As far as killing Ian goes. Called shots to the groin were always one of my favorites. Either that or a nice burst from the minigun at point blank range.

I also planted an armed bundle of dynamite on him once. That one was fun.
 
You know... I actually left him at the BOS Bunker when I went to the Glow, along with the rest of my team... I didn't want to share my Rad-X's and Rad-Away's... I still can't remember why I thought like that... wonder how sober I was...
 
Cut in The Half with an Laser Rifle... Then get Two Spears and made some "Ian-on-a-Stick" for Dogmeat eat...

Shoting HIM with a SMG (Vengeace is Sweet !!) !!

Make him hold Dynamite for a little time... Mora than Recommended by the makers of Dynamite...
 
not sure if anybody's tried this one once, but ever take a powered sledgehammer with a high strength character? Sure, the end result is just the same as with every other human character you use it on, but there's just something that makes you feel good inside when you bash somebody 30 feet from where they stand, half the time they're airborne and half the time there body is moving so fast it has to drag itself on the dirt to stop moving.

If Ian was in Fallout 2, a good one would be to set his AI to "charge" with nothing more than a dagger in hand, when fighting a big batch of raiders. I would say Enclave, but his death would be too quick and painless to be enjoyed.
 
For the love of God Ian, the mutant isn't even wearing armor... so just grab this rock and throw it at him... I'll just be over there *cough*incasehegrabshisminigun*cough*
 
Player: Hey Ian, this is my vault stay over there in front of the overseer
Ian:Ok...
Overseer: Hey your back, and in one peice, so wheres the chip?
Player: Chip this (shoots overseer)
Overseer triggers his dual miniguns, blows Ian away for absurdly large ammount of damage, bullets just ricochet off my power armour, causeing more damage to ians shattered courpse.


As soon as you get Ian, run to the Mb, use him as a human shield while you try to take out the lazer wielding mutants with the 10mm (this is assuming your not a small guns god with mega perception)
Or try using rocks, either way is fine.
 
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