NYHoustonman said:Bioshock? This one I've heard, but not from many people, and I again disagree strongly.
generalissimofurioso said:Man.
That list.
That website.
It hurts my brain.
They essentially took a bunch of games that people like and strained themselves coming up with ways to use curse words without making an entire paragraph filled with fucks and bitches.
Completely ruins any point they had without adding any humor at all.
sentorio said:I think article is correct, I've played all of these games except (little big planet, Super Smash Bros. -thanks god I haven't played it!- and GOW) .
Assassin's Creed was literally waste of money. Awesome graphics, most repetitive game play ever. Totally boring.
MGS 4 was OK for first 6 hours, best graphics and engine ever, quite deep game play however weird eastern story and looong movies. It's definitely a good game but not a great one.
Orange Box is just too old, Team Fortess is the most ridiculous FPS ever (I see that they tried to do something different and they did. It's different yet bloody boring and stupid). + stupid maps. Rest of the games are quite out dated any way. Playing Half Life 2 in 2008 just doesn't make sense to me. (yes! it's different to play F1&2 because there is no alternative, there s*it loads of FPS out there and most of them are so much better than HL2)
And portal is just a shiny puzzle game, you can kill 5 hours than it's plain boring unless you are puzzle fan. I prefer "escape" as a puzzle game.
I played Bioschock briefly, it's a decent game it's in my rent list right now. However not a great game, it's decent game and it's fun. Also article agrees that Bioshock is a good game but not that great.
Devil may cry is a joke anyway. I don't even need to explain why it sucks.
GTA IV, I never liked this game. After playing 10-20 and hoping that it's gonna get better. Man, I was wrong. Never got better. It's so slow paced, pointless, stupid quests etc. Tutorial stage takes about a year you need do pointless quests like going to a date!?
I see why people like it but it's quite rubbish for my taste.
These are my personal opinions, but if you ask me there are a few games out there and worth spending time on them. And also it's about personal gaming style.
IMHO if a game gets 90+ out of 100 it should be something revolutionary good. I'm looking at metacritics and there are really average games and they are getting high scores. Gamespot is quite good with their scoring (still not great though).
BTW : This blog is great, just focusing only the bad sides of the games in a reckless manner and taking piss out of them is a neat idea. I'm reading COD:WaW and it's quite good review actually.
NYHoustonman said:Just out of curiosity, what games do you like?
Re: MGS4 'best graphics and engine ever' - have you ever seen Crysis / Crysis: Warhead in person?
Apocalypse. said:Biggest Dissapointment for me is Far Cry 2, before i knew what was facing me i was pretty sure that this award will be reserverd for Fallout 3. There are two types of quests in this game: Go there and kill something and go there and blow that thing up. Picking up 5 elefant turds and returning them to the questgiver would be a welcome variation.
Believe it or not, walking is a better and sometimes faster choice than driving. Everytime you drive your jeep along the road you`ll either crash into some enemy jeep mounted with a gun on his back or drive into a checkpoint heavily guarded by soldiers ready to start their jeep engines and hunt you down. Imagine the same situation every 5 minutes in a loop and you got your Far Cry 2. Need for Speed with cops is nothing against it.
The civilization has fled, all what is left is anger and bus stations. Everyone wants to kill you, even those guys who you work for. Like life isn`t hard enough in that game, you happen to have Malaria forcing you to do quest type number 1 to receive pills in exchange for passports. Even ranting about it, feelsl ike wasted time, damn too late. *clicks submit*
Call of Duty 4 is totally scripted and lasts about five minutes. It hardly redefined multiplayer either, just providing a solid, generic FPS.NYHoustonman said:Call of Duty had so many memorable moments that, as a whole, I thought the game was great.
Generally anything tends to be 'good' if you're hooked on it. I'm sure we all know some people who are addicted to atrocious MMORPGs.World of Warcraft is surprisingly addicting
Agreed, I returned it after playing it for 3 days. The AI was horrible, once one enemy sees you everyone in the map is shooting at you. Stealth is impossible. Missions are a chore, travelling is boring and the storyline is utterly horrible.I've just send Far Cry 2 back
This > that whole list. Spore is a horrible, immature atrocity on the gaming world. Instead of creating one good game, they manage to merge 5 utterly shit ripoffs of real games. The civilisation phase has a grand total of THREE FUCKING MILITARY UNITS, the space phase makes you the universe's bitch. And yet intellectuals like Time Magazine are hailing this as one of the "year's best inventions".maximaz said:Spore
Tycn said:Call of Duty 4 is totally scripted and lasts about five minutes. It hardly redefined multiplayer either, just providing a solid, generic FPS.NYHoustonman said:Call of Duty had so many memorable moments that, as a whole, I thought the game was great.
I've COD 4 multiplayer for too many hours. Only played 3 levels in the single player. Single player FPS is just not my cup of tea, so I can't comment on if it's good or bad.
Even though multiplayer did not redefine anything, it's the one of the most multiplayer experience ever. Amazingly fast-paced, well balanced, no stupid bugs, different game modes -fit to all sorts of user-, XP model and perk model, challenges (implemented without breaking the balance) etc.
So it's like really robust implementation of FPS, almost nothing was wrong with. I stopped playing (after some hundred hours) because there were no new maps, and after so many hours it's getting boring without new maps.
BloodyPuppy said:Brawl kind of seems like a fuck you to the competitive crowd though with the addition of random tripping (retarded), ridiculously low amounts of hitstun (no combos), and retarded balance (what the fuck were they thinking with Metaknight).