My Cock Won't Fit In My Wife's Box

Jarno took the english language to a whole new level of meaning. A personal one that only he can understand. Others must smoke something really strong to reach this illuminated state of mind.
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
Actually I have a thing for chicks who wear those circle earrings, the ones that are a simple circle, at least three or four centimeters in diameter....
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PEASANT!

CHAV!

COMMONER!

LOWER-CLASS SHELLSUIT-WEARING MACDONALDS-FREQUENTING ... THING!

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I'm done.
 
I say, old chap, I demand that you take back that scandalous insult right now! I admit I have my faults but I do not frequent McDonalds! Their tea is so awful I cringe just thinking about it and their coffee tastes like the water used to clean bedpans! I would not be caught dean in such a horrible establishment!
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
their coffee tastes like the water used to clean bedpans
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You do know that by stating this you admit to have tasted the water used to clean bedpans, right?
You're a weird one you...
 
You do know that by stating this you admit to have tasted the water used to clean bedpans, right?
You're a weird one you...
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Well... it looked like hot chocolate, steaming and all :look: it was an honest mistake I tell you how could I had known it was actually :toilet: of course my reaction was :puke: ... Couldn't we just forget I said that?

Fine, you're still a peasant. Razz
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Just for the heck of it: why exactly am I a peasant?
 
Because of what you said earlier. Anyway, that post could get old quick, so let's forget it, m'kay?
 
That talk reminded me of the song "FuckDonalds" by Purgen.

In fact too many Russians see McDo as an insult. Especially 'cause they're called "restaurants".
 
Did someone here ordered a Big Tasty™ at MCdonalds? There is something weird about this burger. Quite addicting. What they are putting in its sauce?
 
I heard Doc Morbid gave them some of his *special* recepies... besides I've seen the inside of a Mcdonalds kitchen and belive me you don't want to eat there... it's for your own good :roll:
 
If I remember rightly some resarchers found that Pedigree Chum (dog food) was in fact better for you than Maccy D's.
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
I heard Doc Morbid gave them some of his *special* recepies... besides I've seen the inside of a Mcdonalds kitchen and belive me you don't want to eat there... it's for your own good :roll:
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There, or KFC. I've done my time there and it's probably more hygienic to eat off the floor than what you buy.
 
well the don't call it *fast* food for nothing, most of it might still be alive... what surprised me was how those green raw chickens could look so good after being grilled...
and some food for thought: spices are expensive but they also tend to hide other unwanted aromas; why use so much spice if not to hide something?
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
well the don't call it *fast* food for nothing, most of it might still be alive... what surprised me was how those green raw chickens could look so good after being grilled...
and some food for thought: spices are expensive but they also tend to hide other unwanted aromas; why use so much spice if not to hide something?
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Because it's probably somewhat addictive and tastes good. Hell, Zinger Burgers are the only reason why I even go to the KFC every once in a while.
 
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