Nifty moronic stuff

[SuAside]

Surf to a page with lots of images (a forum will do, but it's more fun if you do it with an image gallery) and try replace the url in your adress bar with one of the following:

javascript:R=0.1; x1=.001; y1=.001; x2=55; y2=.24; x3=100; y3=.24; x4=250; y4=200; x5=500; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Or

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Or

javascript:R=0; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; if (i > 10){DIS.left=Math.sin(R)*10*i+500; DIS.top=Math.cos(R)*15*i+300} if (i <= 10){DIS.left=Math.sin(R/60)*15*i+500; DIS.top=Math.cos(R/60)*15*i+300}}R=R-0.01}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

(All different effects)

 

[Silencer]

Do I need to disable my malicious script blocker for that?

 

[SuAside]

Don't worry Sil, I won't steal all your passwords.

 

[Jabbapop]

where's the "Game" part to all of this?

 

[Duckman]

Hehe, cool

 

[Roshambo]

Works well in our galleries.

 

[Duckman]

Don't see why it is a game, though, but cool!

 

[SuAside]

we don't have a moronic script/software section, ducky.

 

[Duckman]

we don't have a moronic script/software section, ducky.

Oh right, makes sense now!

Thanks!



EDIT: We now have a moronic script/software section, sticky this!

 

[alec]

Neat.

(Not a one word post.)

 

[Paladin Solo]

This is so much more fun than BF 2142 demo. No really, I say that without any sarcasm. Sincerely.

 

[Tagaziel]

When used on a regular forum page, it seems like a simulation of a drinking party!

It's especially fun to see alec's av floating somewhere near Silencer's...

 

[The Vault Dweller]

WHOA!

That blew my mind man!

I gotta use that in threads with lots of replys and try to read into them for symbolism.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Lord 342]

That makes the interface fun to use.. sort of.
Had to find the "post Reply" button
Gawd, I recognize the second one; it's the one that ebay fuckasses used to (and sometimes still do) use to make their stupid little text follow the mouse cursor. Unless they're selling Marantz DVD changers for $1, I never buy form these people, or anyone who puts music or other "cutesy" crap in their auctions.

 

[Talisien]

SuAside, you have WAY too much time on your hands, dude. Hey, how about making one that makes that damn aol goldrush thing move all the way off screen, that thing bugs the crap out of me. Seems to pop up on almost every page I go to here...

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

Get FireFox.

 

[clercqer]

Fun stuff; tried it in the NMA gallery like Rosh suggested: pretty cool.