No Mutant's Sky- WHY WON'T IT END????

[RangerBoo]

So are people here like shipping me with @Dr Fallout? If so then that is a weird ship. A Ranger and a legionary. A love that can never be!

 

[Hassknecht]

Can love bloom on the battlefield? Anything is possible.

 

[Mr Fish]

“How about I fuck you” he smiled as his dick multiplied by five.
The Order were astonished that a man could have five dicks and so they bowed down to him.

Hey now, that means Vergil is a mutant! I thought this was NO MUTANTS ALLOWED?
I'm sure there are good mutants out there too, but most of them are filthy, disease-ridden savages.

[edit]

Oh and since my face got smashed in I had to get facial reassignment surgery. Sadly, I didn't have good money for it since the transgender transition and genital reassignment surgery so I don't look too great now...

 

[Jogre]

Can love bloom on the battlefield? Anything is possible.

Please do a reading of this quote in the sensual voice.

 

[Hassknecht]

Please do a reading of this quote in the sensual voice.

I might have to smoke a pack of unfiltered cigarettes and get my Snake-voice on for that one...

 

[Mr Fish]

I'm starting to get the feeling that @Millim doesn't like me very much. >_>

 

[Millim]

I'm starting to get the feeling that @Millim doesn't like me very much. >_>

Nah you're cool, I just need a punching bag in this series.

 

[Mr Fish]

Why me? This face isn't punchable, is it?

 

[Vergil]

All of a sudden, Vergil exploded into a million massive dicks and they flew into the Cavemen and Women’s mouth.
The primates of the Earth started to suck on Vergil.
A few women even had those dicks in their vagina.

Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show

Anyway:

Vergil was winning. But then Dragonborn begun to over-power the Devil, knocking him out in a few swings.... Dr Fallout shouted as he broke Vergil’s dick off which then turned into a hammer.

This part could use some work.

 

[RangerBoo]

Oh great so I'm a bisexual now. Eh... If I am going to die might as well do some things I would never do otherwise like experiment. I do wonder what goes through that head of yours @Millim?

 

[Vergil]

“No, I am God” Millim replied.

The twist is that Im actually God.

Vergil is Pansexual in this.
He is also God.

 

[Millim]

The twist is that Im actually God.

You're Satan.
Satan is someone's God.

 

[R.Graves]

The twist is that Im actually God.

You were retconned as satan. Pay attention.

Edit: @Millim beat me to it.

 

[Millim]

The real question should be... who is the main character?

 

[Vergil]

The real question should be... who is the main character?

Me, naturally.

 

[R.Graves]

The real question should be... who is the main character?

I asked this ages ago. Is it dragonborn?

 

[Millim]

Maybe this is a new avant-garde way of storytelling.
Where the main character is all based on perspective.

 

[Vergil]

Maybe this is a new avant-garde way of storytelling.
Where the main character is all based on perspective.

Well from my perspective It's me, and my perspective is the only one that matters.

 

[Dr Fallout]

...

I love this story.

 

[Millim]

I look forward to ten years in the future, when the next generation of NMA stumble across this thread and witness the moment that I made porn a high form of art.