BACKWATER CITY, Poland, March 17 --
The Minister of Education and Obedience, Zielek Jacinsky, announced a directive today that no pacifist and pro-ecological activists are to be allowed into the state schools. "We don't need those pesky ramblers starting anti-war protests and spreading propaganda" he said. "Kids can be best taught by more civil and law-abiding organisations, like the Youth Nationalist Movement. We need them to develop an appropriate system of values."
"The green organisations are financed by communists" a school headmaster who wishes to remain anonymous told us. "Besides, they want to expose children to drugs! Don't you get it? 'Green' is slang for marijuana!"
An eco-freak, Worsethan Hitler, from a local organisation "Anti-govt Red Swines" admits: "I confess, we're low down bastards. All we really want is to destabilise the nation, and by spreading eco-awareness also draw people from more important tasks, like business or boosting the population growth rate."
Guard towers and electrified fences are being constructed around schools across the nation, and guard dogs are being trained to devour any pacifists that approach them. Our local guru, Snide Punster, remarks, "Yeah, like, peace is bad."
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