Nothing Is Safe From The Dutch

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Dude what's going on there???? I just read this. :shock:

Officials in Slagelse, near Copenhagen, are cracking down on a problem that has plagued the quiet Danish town all winter. The problem of duck gang rapes. The town's main park is usually a tranquil place where children and pensioners go to feed the ducks on the park's lake. But for months, visitors have reported witnessing violent scenes, as gangs of 7 or 8 horny drakes at a time, have attacked the few female ducks that live on the lake.

Something is wrong with teh ducks. Maybe something in the water. Did someone noticed something wrong with the ducks in Germany?

http://www.gagreport.com/bizarrenews - 5-27-05 duck rape.htm
 
Ooooh, this is totally the Birds. Just a matter of time until the pidgeons start poking our eyes out.
 
John Uskglass said:
Malkavian said:
Shouldn't you be in bed instead of reading about ducks fucking other ducks? Man. You look up the strangest articles at the strangest times.
This is summer. 2:00 AM and the night is still fucking YOUNG.

Ok, it's better to be catching up on dead ducks than spending another Saturday Night in a graveyard with a shovel in your hand hoping to get some action.

John, are you becoming the morality police?

Have you perhaps come to terms with the possibility that your high self-imposed moral standards might be itself deviant from the natural workings of the universe?
 
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