Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
  2. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
  3. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007
  4. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Shit, It's all shit. I'm gonna take my high school diploma and shove it up my arse.
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
     
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  6. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I majored in pre-history channel. God made dinosaurs as early prototypes, replaced in the 1970's as Neo cons.
     
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  7. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    It was all in the Bible of course.
     
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  8. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    haha all my friends used to call it the Hitler Channel back then. So true!
     
  9. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
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  10. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    I mean that looks like him being butthurt but I would like to know how retarded people are just by seeing if they have a checkmark or not.



     
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  12. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
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  13. JoacoN

    JoacoN First time out of the vault

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    Oct 27, 2022
  14. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007


    *Aside... If you look close at the audience, the man in the German war helmet is Kenneth Mars, the man who voiced Jacorin the Overseer in Fallout.
     
  15. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
  16. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
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  17. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I went down on some bird and her legs were shaking like an epileptic. " OO, oo, so gentle, like a Cazador's wing " she blurted out.
     
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  18. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    You should not do that to birds.
     
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  19. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I feel like a Cazador wing would be as gentle as getting smacked by an ironing board.
     
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  20. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    If I would have said " Hey man, I was eating the meat of some chick " this may have lead to confucious.

    This would have then caused the Cazador punchline to go tumbleweed.

    Being a cunny linguist is not a practice in mud slim countries.

    @Morgan_ Yes, I fully agree with the ironing board comparison. It makes the joke that bit more ironic though doncha tink?