Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. Dayglow Drifter

    Dayglow Drifter Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Sep 25, 2018
    Speak for yourself I had a terrible time in 2006
     
  2. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Panic attac insomniac

    Jul 3, 2020
    Bad year for you? Good days 2006 was. Sleepovers, Orange Box, Oblivion, skating/biking with cousins and mutual friends, going to the lake in the summer. Sigh. Good times the early and mid 2000's were.
     
  3. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Around 2006 was pretty great in the world. Despite everything, though, my personal life only got better in the past five or so years. I'd love to be in my current state in the early 2000s, that'd be peak. A few years of optimism before the decline really begins.
     
  4. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Panic attac insomniac

    Jul 3, 2020
    Yep, I feel that. Things only recently started getting better for me as wel.
     
  5. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    2006 was kind of a year that just happened for me.
    I still claim that 2005 was my worst year personally, it was kind of a development year for me where a lot of awful thing happened for me.

    Still, I'd love to go back to around 2003/04 where Summer Holidays would feel like am eternity. I miss those days.

    I'd say 2007 was one of the better years. It was my first comic con which was always fun. I've since been to better, but you always remember your first.

    It's a shame as American style comic cons never really work over here. They had one for a while and it was one of the better cons, but it got eaten up by another con which is... For lack of a better term... Subpar but highly popular.
     
  6. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    892
    Mar 9, 2018
    Kevin McCalister be talkin' to ghosts.

     
  7. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
    Shitposting on Tinder as Big Boss has been more fun than it really should be. Drunk ideas are sometimes still funny sober.






    To the last one I told her Solid Snake's home was on the battlefield. So far the gender ratio of people sending me quotes has been shockingly equal.
     
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  8. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    I'm gonna steal your idea.
    But I might do it Jonah Jameson instead because I have to be somewhat original
     
  9. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
    I have been flooded with matches so far. I thought wow, this must be what it's like to be hot. Turns out all you need is a missing eye, decades of battlefield trauma and a penchant for international terrorism.
     
  10. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    Get PTSD to get all the girls
     
  11. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    So, can love bloom even on a battlefield?
     
  12. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
    I'm not sure but judging by my match replies, horniness certainly can.
     
  13. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    Me reading. IMG_20210115_151416.jpg
     
  14. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
    I stopped reading any comics but Moon Knight like 4-5 years ago, then that went to absolute shit and I've put the whole medium behind me for good.
     
  15. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Level 27 Wizard Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
  16. mustadiokeepsdying

    mustadiokeepsdying SUPERSIMP

    121
    Aug 25, 2020
    YO GAMERS IS SPAWN GOOD???????????
     
  17. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    Yo it's ya boi coming here to tell you... It's basically a McDonald's meal.

    Do you like McDonald's? Because that's what Spawn is.
     
  18. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Mojave Express Employee of the Month

    Mar 16, 2013
     
  19. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    I've been flooded with matches too.
    Turns out a lot of guys just like Jonah through.

    I think out of 27 matches I got one girl. You think she has any information on Spider-man?
     
  20. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    Fucking Spawn.

    Spec Ops assassin makes a deal with the devil to come back from the dead and takes all his angst out on the new york underworld when he finds out his best friend is boinking his wife, the police are investigating his murders, the CIA is trying to cover it up, there is a serial killer running around and Spawn keeps getting trolled by his demon handler when suddenly a 12 FOOT CYBORG ASSASSIN APPEARS! The coming war between heaven and hell has all the major players making moves, when suddenly a 20 FOOT CYBORG GORILLA APPEARS.

    Fucking Spawn. but it could be worse, could be Shadow Hawk.

    The Mob gives a lawyer aids so he fights crime now.


    Fucking Image.