Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Speak for yourself I had a terrible time in 2006

 

Bad year for you? Good days 2006 was. Sleepovers, Orange Box, Oblivion, skating/biking with cousins and mutual friends, going to the lake in the summer. Sigh. Good times the early and mid 2000's were.

 

Yep, I feel that. Things only recently started getting better for me as wel.

 

2006 was kind of a year that just happened for me.
I still claim that 2005 was my worst year personally, it was kind of a development year for me where a lot of awful thing happened for me.

Still, I'd love to go back to around 2003/04 where Summer Holidays would feel like am eternity. I miss those days.

I'd say 2007 was one of the better years. It was my first comic con which was always fun. I've since been to better, but you always remember your first.

It's a shame as American style comic cons never really work over here. They had one for a while and it was one of the better cons, but it got eaten up by another con which is... For lack of a better term... Subpar but highly popular.

 

Kevin McCalister be talkin' to ghosts.

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Shitposting on Tinder as Big Boss has been more fun than it really should be. Drunk ideas are sometimes still funny sober.






To the last one I told her Solid Snake's home was on the battlefield. So far the gender ratio of people sending me quotes has been shockingly equal.

 

I'm gonna steal your idea.
But I might do it Jonah Jameson instead because I have to be somewhat original

 

I have been flooded with matches so far. I thought wow, this must be what it's like to be hot. Turns out all you need is a missing eye, decades of battlefield trauma and a penchant for international terrorism.

 

Get PTSD to get all the girls

 

I'm not sure but judging by my match replies, horniness certainly can.

 

Me reading.

 

I stopped reading any comics but Moon Knight like 4-5 years ago, then that went to absolute shit and I've put the whole medium behind me for good.

 

YO GAMERS IS SPAWN GOOD???????????

 

Yo it's ya boi coming here to tell you... It's basically a McDonald's meal.

Do you like McDonald's? Because that's what Spawn is.

 

I've been flooded with matches too.
Turns out a lot of guys just like Jonah through.

I think out of 27 matches I got one girl. You think she has any information on Spider-man?

 

Fucking Spawn.

Spec Ops assassin makes a deal with the devil to come back from the dead and takes all his angst out on the new york underworld when he finds out his best friend is boinking his wife, the police are investigating his murders, the CIA is trying to cover it up, there is a serial killer running around and Spawn keeps getting trolled by his demon handler when suddenly a 12 FOOT CYBORG ASSASSIN APPEARS! The coming war between heaven and hell has all the major players making moves, when suddenly a 20 FOOT CYBORG GORILLA APPEARS.

Fucking Spawn. but it could be worse, could be Shadow Hawk.

The Mob gives a lawyer aids so he fights crime now.

Fucking Image.