Pic of the day

War, war never changes :
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Spreadin' the word of the Enclave, HARD :
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Thought my flamer had a malfuction. Now I'm reassured...
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Grey is the new green :
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Still hate the game though...
 
Hello, kids, and welcome to Uncle Slamák's Panorama of Gaffes and Oddities. Have fun!


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Yes, that's his other arm in the wall.



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Another terrible vista of the same.



And now, a friendly message to all discerning raiders out there. Tired of those meddling Vault Dwellers infiltrating your SatCom arrays and launching your useless, harmless nukes which are somehow still functional after 200 years? We have a solution for you: Just board up the doors, ya shitheads!
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Oh, good luck banging the nails into the metal walls. Let us know how that turned out.



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Blood spurting continuously from thin air. Probably the most frequent engine bug I've got.



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An interesting glitch I got whilst mucking about with the tcl command.



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I know the Enclave have a penchant for setting these up everywhere, but what good can it possibly be indoors?



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I wasn't mucking about here, though - I assure you this place exists in the game. Although I forget where.



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Okay, now you're positively shitting me. (Caught between a rock and a hard place near the Oasis.)



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Two ears?! THIS IS NOT FALLOUT. BETHESDA FAILS.



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Guess the artists felt a little underpaid...



And finally, a bonus motivational poster for dissenting fans:
 
DJ Slamák said:
Oh, good luck banging the nails into the metal walls. Let us know how that turned out.
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Hahah, I hadn't noticed that before. That's, that's just phenomenal. Just, wow.

DJ Slamák said:
I wasn't mucking about here, though - I assure you this place exists in the game. Although I forget where.
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I can't really fault Bethesda for that as missing faces or reversed normals are pretty common as far as visual glitches go, and open world games, especially ones with abundant rocky terrain, make it exponentially more difficult to track them all down.

DJ Slamák said:
Two ears?! THIS IS NOT FALLOUT. BETHESDA FAILS.
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Again, didn't notice this one before. This one is just unforgivable though. Were they afraid they were going to offend pure-bunny activists by insinuating that the only bunnies worth befriending are triple-eared mutant ones? This change was just unnecessary in every way. Something is seriously wrong with Bethesda.
 
Public said:
I was always wondering. Why people in FO3 didn't use those old money to use as a curency? It'd be more logical than bottlecaps!
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Intrinsic value I suppose, although bottle caps have the intrinsic value of aluminium, silver or gold would be a lot better, like in ancient times.

Go to a survivalist website, they will tell you to stock up on those two, because should the end come, paper money will be worth exactly that - paper, which is worthless.

EDIT: Yeah, sorry about OT.
 
Oh yeah, good thinking.
Gold and silver would be kinda hard to get.

Sorry for Offtopic.
 
Public said:
Oh yeah, good thinking.
Gold and silver would be kinda hard to get.

Sorry for Offtopic.
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Offtopic: I really think steel or iron would be more valuble, as you can make weapons from it. rifles and spears etc. But as currency, i really think they wouldn't use something they need.
So bottle caps could be an option, as aluminium requires fairly complicated equipment to be used effectively. And gold would be hard to get, as silver.

Ontopic: great pic :P
 
Delogic said:
Somebody mod so that Harold can shoot lazers too please..

I'd install that one in a jiffy.
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Offtopic: I really think steel or iron would be more valuble, as you can make weapons from it. rifles and spears etc. But as currency, i really think they wouldn't use something they need.
So bottle caps could be an option, as aluminium requires fairly complicated equipment to be used effectively. And gold would be hard to get, as silver.
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Steel and iron is laying all around the DC :P It also makes me wonder, why still so many pieces of junk is laying around there, 200 years after the bombs fell :P

it's a discussion fo another topic which already exists, but not for bottlecups though.
 
And now, a friendly message to all discerning raiders out there. Tired of those meddling Vault Dwellers infiltrating your SatCom arrays and launching your useless, harmless nukes which are somehow still functional after 200 years? We have a solution for you: Just board up the doors, ya shitheads!
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Oh, good luck banging the nails into the metal walls. Let us know how that turned out.
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Maybe that s what all the powerglue is about?

And another thing that I m now wondering about:
And how does the one who boarded up the doors from the outside get in the house? He must have been really intelligent. There must be some very good explanation of how exactly you get in the house after you board everything from the outside. Or maybe I m just overlooking something.
 
Munin said:
There must be some very good explanation of how exactly you get in the house after you board everything from the outside. Or maybe I m just overlooking something.
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I doubt it
 
Here's a little more from me...


More "clipcorpse" madness:
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Where's he putting that hand? ...And that head?
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Bow before the Mechanist! I thought I'd use the suit to taunt the AntAgonizer, but guess what? She was gone. One of the few moments in the game where I felt the consequences of my choices.
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Here's a fun competition for you guys! Can you identify all the items in this screenshot?
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The winner gets a swift kick in the butt for being such a goddamned geek!




trollshade13 said:
Public said:
Munin said:
There must be some very good explanation of how exactly you get in the house after you board everything from the outside. Or maybe I m just overlooking something.
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I doubt it
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there is no one in the house... ? maybe...
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A more important question, I believe, is where did the good people of Washington D. C. find the time to board up their houses when there was a nuclear war to flee from. Or was everything boarded up later? But why?
 
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