Please Stand By

[a paper bag]

Sweet Jesus... People at the official Beth forums are going crazy.

I've been having fun watching them freak out.

 

[Vault 69er]

You know, I bet Todd Howard and co. are sitting in their luxurious chairs, clutching a fine crystal glass of chateau lafite '76 and laughing at us.

 

[scypior]

Actually I liked this:

"Admin, stop erasing russian posts or we will poisoned you by polony."

 

[The Horseman]

You know, I bet Todd Howard and co. are sitting in their luxurious chairs, clutching a fine crystal glass of chateau lafite '76 and laughing at us.

All while rubbing thousand-dollar bills on their crotches.

 

[RUN_LIKE_HELL]

You know, I bet Todd Howard and co. are sitting in their luxurious chairs, clutching a fine crystal glass of chateau lafite '76 and laughing at us.

I sure hope they are, I know I would and I'd be getting my cock sucked while high-fiveing Howard.

 

[pnutz]

All while rubbing thousand-dollar bills on each other's crotches.

fixt

 

[Mani]

The trailer comes online if you press F5 a thousand times.

 

[The Dutch Ghost]

You know, I bet Todd Howard and co. are sitting in their luxurious chairs, clutching a fine crystal glass of chateau lafite '76 and laughing at us.

Or

Todd Howard "Jesus, they're ready to tear each other apart on the forums, tell me you got the trailer ready."

Programmer "Yep, here it is."

* we see the art of the last couple of weeks with some voiceover talking about the history of Fallout and that Bethesda is working on Fallout 3, but no in game material of any sort *

Todd Howard "Operator, get me a travel agent stat."

 

[Dominus]

The trailer comes online if you press F5 a thousand times.

i did, nothin` happened

 

[Vault 69er]

The trailer comes online if you press F5 a thousand times.

i did, nothin` happened

You have failed. Please leave the internet.

 

[Plissken]

I can't believe this! The Duke Nukem Forever trailer is released before the Fallout 3 Teaser!?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FnRJyFhYFn4

 

[keyser Soeze]

~320 users/guests online now, i wounder if we will break the record of 620~ today 8)

 

[The Dutch Ghost]

Well this is a first for me, moderators please ban this troll.

 

[Al-kadil-MAMBA]

HOW ABOUT WERE GOING TO POST SOME NEWS ON MAIN SITE THAT WE GOT TEASER BEFORE BETHESODA? THIS WOULD TURN THE TIDE AND EMPLOYARS WOULD CRY.

 

[Angrim]

Ban plz.

 

[Vault 69er]

You trolls better be aware that while you're here, I went and repossessed your bridges.

 

[Al-kadil-MAMBA]

You trolls better be aware that while you're here, I went and repossessed your bridges.

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I AM TROLL? WATCH YOUR FACE FIRST

 

[Pope Viper]

I tend to ban people who post in all caps.

Warning numero uno.

 

[Al-kadil-MAMBA]

I tend to ban people who post in all caps.

Warning numero uno.

OK NO MORE CAPS

 

[Pope Viper]

Thank you, at least it's less blinding.