police cars

Qhich one is the coolest

  • Car #1

    Votes: 133 100.0%

  • Car #2

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Car #3

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Car #4

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    133
Hehehe, the oldest model, yes. They're replacing them with Skoda Fabia's with modified engines. Anyhow, the most common squad car is a VW transporter, as you can see in the .GIF file.
 
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Best. law enforcement car. Ever.
 
#2 is obviously the coolest. When chasing criminals, what other police car gan go between lanes on a highway without crashing? Plus, if it turns over, you can always count on it to continue rolling, still pursuing the criminals. The other cars listed would just crash. Hah!
 
The third car is the coolest of the four (though that doesn't mean it's cool). Smart is a joke.

Oh, and anothe thing - Americans have as much taste in cars and car design as Christina Aguilera has in clothing. But then again, I don't expect much from a nation where the top-selling vehicle is a pickup truck. I imagine anyone who drives a truck has personality and style of a cobblestone.
 
Oh, and anothe thing - Americans have as much taste in cars and car design as Christina Aguilera has in clothing. But then again, I don't expect much from a nation where the top-selling vehicle is a pickup truck. I imagine anyone who drives a truck has personality and style of a cobblestone.
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Are you saying you dislike Christina Aguilera's way of choosing clothes? Ie. the less the better. :P
 
Sander said:
Are you saying you dislike Christina Aguilera's way of choosing clothes? Ie. the less the better. :P
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Christina would look a lot better if she didn't dress like a skank-ass ho. It ain't even that she wears very little, it's that what she wears is...skank-ass.

And Ratty's right about Americans and cars. But you can't blame them, Ratty. After WW II the entire world soon grew accustomed to superior and betterlooking cars coming from Europe and Japan. This was a deep personal insult to the Americans, so they drew into their country, buying their own shitty and butt-ugly cars, because "at least they are American"

I think America is slowly learning to live with the fact that their cars suck, but it may be a while yet
 
Christina would look a lot better if she didn't dress like a skank-ass ho. It ain't even that she wears very little, it's that what she wears is...skank-ass.
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Meh, true.

And Ratty's right about Americans and cars. But you can't blame them, Ratty. After WW II the entire world soon grew accustomed to superior and betterlooking cars coming from Europe and Japan. This was a deep personal insult to the Americans, so they drew into their country, buying their own shitty and butt-ugly cars, because "at least they are American"

I think America is slowly learning to live with the fact that their cars suck, but it may be a while yet
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And Bush's taxes are apparently not helping. I recall something about SUVs and the like being more advantageous tax-wie. Americans will never learn.

EDIT: I mean, they have cars like this!
 
Ehehe. I loathe that car. Loathe it. Damn that car is ugly.
In fact, it's so ugly I wonder why they didn't have that in the USA.

Then again, we have the
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Ford Ka. Which is quite fun, for some reason.

Oh, and we Europeans have the best car show ever:
Behold, Top Gear!
 
Sander said:
Oh, and we Europeans have the best car show ever:
Behold, Top Gear!
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Agreed, Top Gear is bloody fantastic. I almost died laughing when Jeremy Clarkson did his "Audi-owner" impression.

"Hi, I drive an Audi TT"

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We bet you thought the Dutch just made beer. Wrong. They once made cars too, but their most prestigious brand, "Spyker" went bust in 1921. However, the Spyker has been resurrected and we have to say, their new car is quite a piece of work. Those crazy guys in Amsterdam have gone and stuck a 4.2 litre Audi engine in it, but it only weighs a little over one tonne, so what does that mean? Well, it goes like stink for a start. In fact, the level of its stink is such that it will take you from 0-60mph in 4.3 seconds and do a top speed of 187mph. As if that wasn't enough, they want to release a twin turbo version that has 525bhp. Madness. It looks the part too, from its exposed gear stick mechanism through to its exciting switches and metal dash.
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Yeah
 
objection your honor!

the dutch never made beer, they make horsepiss with bubbles in it tbfh...


ok, ok, there are exceptions, but what foreigners know as 'dutch beer' sucks donkeyballz, mkay?
 
SuAside said:
objection your honor!

the dutch never made beer, they make horsepiss with bubbles in it tbfh...


ok, ok, there are exceptions, but what foreigners know as 'dutch beer' sucks donkeyballz, mkay?
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Yes, but that's a bit strange. Foreign countries have Dutch beers I never heard. Spotting "Old Amsterdam" in France can give me a chuckle, but I can't get it here.

Heineken is piss, tho'. But generally, the Dutch make good beer. Better than most, in any case.
 
Heineken is piss, tho'. But generally, the Dutch make good beer. Better than most, in any case.
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Like Grolsch. Watched Sliding Doors last night, they didn't order beers, they ordered Grolsch, in London.

We bet you thought the Dutch just made beer. Wrong. They once made cars too, but their most prestigious brand, "Spyker" went bust in 1921. However, the Spyker has been resurrected and we have to say, their new car is quite a piece of work. Those crazy guys in Amsterdam have gone and stuck a 4.2 litre Audi engine in it, but it only weighs a little over one tonne, so what does that mean? Well, it goes like stink for a start. In fact, the level of its stink is such that it will take you from 0-60mph in 4.3 seconds and do a top speed of 187mph. As if that wasn't enough, they want to release a twin turbo version that has 525bhp. Madness. It looks the part too, from its exposed gear stick mechanism through to its exciting switches and metal dash.
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Ehehe. I loved that bit. "The Dutch are schizofrenic. Here you have Rembrandt, who painted boring businessmen in suits. And then we have Van Gogh (pronounced by Jeremy Clarkson as Van Goth) who moved to the south of France and cut his ear off. So what is this car, a Rembrandt, or a Van Goth?"
 
*Bitchslap Sander and Ratty for comments made on the jeep liberty*

Step in one and take a test drive and you'll change your mind.
 
*Bitchslaps Sander for comments on Rembrandt*

Dude, Rembrandt pwns j00
 
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