Radioactive Energy Drink

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d2duke

First time out of the vault
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Well i don't live in USA so don't blame me if it's a known drink....but wow it glows in the dark!!!!1111chosenonechosenone

The can glows in the dark, which sets you apart from all the non-glow-in-the-dark energy drinkers at the party. Then, at LAN parties, noone really cares, but if your case glows, why not your energy drink? "Emerge from the dark world of energy drink overload and activate your senses with the glow of Radioactive Energy. Charged with a hyper-nuclear surge of extreme energy and enforced with essential vitamins, Radioactive Energy gives you twice the rush with a righteous taste like no other. Oh, did we mention that it glows in the dark?"
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Link for your pleasure http://www.screamingenergy.com/energy_drink_96.php
 
Reading the glowlcats article too fast, I thought the scientist was Hwang Woo Suk, like "It's always clone you up! Glow you up! Asshole!"

But you are leaving out fish, rabbits, and pigs. I thought someone was doing this with frogs too, but can't find it now. However, the rabbit was done by the French.

Interestingly, the fish are noted as being developed for a specific purpose: to glow when in proximity to certain pollutants. I'm guessing it's not nuclear waste, but...could make an interesting quest hook. It's just goofy enough to be Fallouty. Interesting also is the worry that glowing fish would have an advantage over non-glowing fish, when it seems like it would tend to be the opposite.

Is it just my computer, or is the line break in TorontRayne's post kind of unfortunately placed?
 
The glowing fish do have a possible advantage. In nature, bright colors often indicate poisonous animals and plants, so predators might be less inclined to eat fluorescent green fish.

And no, it's not just you.
 
Vault Maker said:
Is it just my computer, or is the line break in TorontRayne's post kind of unfortunately placed?
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Funny. Didn't notice that. Glow in the dark penis would be better than glow in the dark penis straw though.
 
Try a gin&tonic under blacklight. Actually seems weird to drink it. It's the quinine in the tonic water that causes it to glow. My younger brother owns a blacklight at his place - though I have no idea why - which is how I found out. Who needs an unhealthy soda-esque energy drink when you can have something more natural? :wink:
 
I thought the cat only glows red under UV (read: BLACK) light?
 
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