So here's NMA, showing.
'Damn, that is a sweet forum' you might say
WRONG
Okay so ruling out
1. shitposting
2. ddosing
3. The money running out
4. The internet exploding
We're definitely going to blow ourselves up!
Hokay, so, we've got Fallout 3 fans, Bethesda fanboys, SJW's, Anti-sjw's, Hypetrain riders, shitposters and us vets. With posts. We've got like 2600 more than ghanybody else.
Ghokay, so one day we decide those fanboy sons of bitches, are going damn.
So we launch a flame at the fanboys
While it's on it's way tHey're like "shit shit, who the fuck is flaming us?" "Oh well! Fire flame posts!"
The SJW's are like "SHIT GUYS, THE FLAMES, ZEY ARE COMING, FIRE OUR SHIET!" . . . "but. . I am le triggered." "well, have a nap THEN FIRE ZE SHITPOSTS"
Meanwhile the Order is down there like 'wtf mate?'
The shitposters, fanboys and fallout 3 fans launch their shit so now we've got flames and shitposts flying everywhere passing each other goin 'sup?'
Hypetrain riders are like "AAAH FALLOUT 4!!!!"
Then the anti sjw's are like 'bout that time aye chaps?'
'right o.'
So now the vets are goin like, "fuck we're dumbasses."
The foreigners are like "What's goin on aye?"
The order is still like, "wtf?"
Reddit is laughing at us and some huge ddos is like "well fuck that."
Hokay so now we've got a ban winter and heveryone's banned except the order, who are still like "wtf?"
But they'll be dead soon. Fuckin bisexuals. . .
BUT, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us vets will just have to worry about having to breaking off from nma, to go hang with the codex. The order can come too.
THE END