Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil

I just heard him in German class. Holy Living Christ, why can't Germany be engulfed in Thirty Year's War-esque religious violence NOW!?
 
The title of that song means Im not clicking the link. I remember when I was once flipping TV channels and happened upon a show I watched as a child. It took weeks to get the theme to "Rescue Ranger" out of my...OH NO IM REMINDED OF IT!!!

Its Back in mY bRaiN1

>_<,
The Vault Dweller
 
Sznap sznap sznap

Essen meine scheiss, und traumen meine kartoffel

sznap sznap sznap

Wo ist das? Sznappiiii!

Der kleines sznapstiker swastiker uber-krokodil!
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
The title of that song means Im not clicking the link. I remember when I was once flipping TV channels and happened upon a show I watched as a child. It took weeks to get the theme to "Rescue Ranger" out of my...OH NO IM REMINDED OF IT!!!

Its Back in mY bRaiN1

>_<,
The Vault Dweller
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Sometimes some crimes
Go slippin' through the cracks
But these two, gumshoes
Are pickin' up the slack

There's no case too big, no case too small
When you need help just call...

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger

Oh no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger

Oh no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos

Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
Rescue Rangers
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale
When there's danger
Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'n Dale!
 
I could kill the guy who had the idea to send this mp3 through the internet...

Wooz said:
Sznap sznap sznap

Essen meine scheiss, und traumen meine kartoffel

sznap sznap sznap

Wo ist das? Sznappiiii!

Der kleines sznapstiker swastiker uber-krokodil!
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lol
 
(pants and gasps for breath with a frightened look in his eye)

Fortunately...it was so long ago I actually couldnt remember the song...relieved as though I defeated some ancient arch-nemesis of mine I drifted back into complacency. I then revisited here...right as I saw the beginning of Calculon's post I scrolled like a man leaping from a bridge to the bottom. I havent read the lyrics so Im not having a relapse, but...the urge to...to move...m-m-my scrollbar up and acknolwedge the accursed tunes existent (shudders) is hard to bear.

Must...resist,
The Vault Dweller
 
There's actually a short video clip accompanying the track.

The song is just retarded on its own.
 
I love that Chip 'n Dale song. I used to sing it out loud everytime they played it on TV, irritating my parents and brother to no end.

And I love that damn Schnappi song too :D
Unfortunately, I can't seem to be able to find the original song, only typically pleasant German versions like 'Schnappi der Necrophil'
 
TheDenverChannel.com said:
January 18, 2005 -- Joy Gruttman, Germany's youngest recording artist, told a journalist of a local newspaper that her song, "Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil", was inspired by her father's incestuous behaviour.

"For two years now," said the little girl, "my dad forces me to give him oral pleasure. He usually gets drunk at the pub first and then breaks into my bedroom at about three o'clock in the morning. He gets sexually aroused by calling me Schnappi and likes it when I nibble on his penis and scrotum."

The journalist, who was totally perplexed by what he had just heard, alarmed the police, after which the father was taken into custody.

Critics were not surprised at all. A reviewer for Rolling Stone magazine said that lines like "ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann/ja schnapp zu weil ich das so gut kann" and "ich beiss den Papi kurz ins Bein/und dann dann schlafe ich einfach ein" can be easily interpreted as signs of child abuse.

Joy Gruttman is currently living with her manager and working on a new single which will be called "Fanny, the little hairless pussy".
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Might be because one has to listen to to many of this "cute" songs, it is really annoying listening to them more than 10 times , and it might be because some stupid people start singing these songs over and over again.
By the way, can`t wait to tell them this story :twisted:
 
WHHAAAAAAAW!
*pukes*
Schnappi is the most... well... the worst... the , the.... there are no words to describe how much I hate this bullshit.

One got aspect even Schnappi has: no casting band on #1 of the German single charts anymore

I feel so sorry for that little girl who was forced to sing this... OMG, her brain will be seriously damaged by that :shock:

Thus proving that germans have no sense........
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Thus proving that germans can make crap music, indeed.

EDIT: spelling :roll:
 
Member of Khans wrote:
WHHAAAAAAAW!
*pukes*
Schnappi is the most... well... the worst... the , the.... there are no words to describe how much I hate this bullshit.
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I don`t think its the worst.
That shit Jamba is pulling of is much worse. Their songs are equally stupid, the only difference is that they sell them to idiot children as mobilfone ringtones, and torture people by sending this songs in their advertisements at full lenght over and over again.
My little brother bought one, that was like a slap in the face.:x
Everytime when i have to listen to tweety, the "cute" chicken, i make up different ways of butchering it.
 
Turnip said:
Member of Khans wrote:
I don`t think its the worst.
That shit Jamba is pulling of is much worse. Their songs are equally stupid, the only difference is that they sell them to idiot children as mobilfone ringtones, and torture people by sending this songs in their advertisements at full lenght over and over again.
My little brother bought one, that was like a slap in the face.:x
Everytime when i have to listen to tweety, the "cute" chicken, i make up different ways of butchering it.
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seconded

But the Jamba guys are quite smart people.
Whoever had the idea of making money with ringtones first has to be a genius and therefore has my respect.
 
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