Skippy's army not-to-do list

[Malky]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

And like the fifth time it's been posted!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD, I say!

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Rodents are not entitled to burial with full military honors, even if they are "casualties of war".

This is an outrage!!!

 

[WarMonger]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!

And like the fifth time it's been posted!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOLD, I say!

sorry, i found it ammusing and wanted to share

 

[Silencer]

sorry, i found it ammusing and wanted to share

Don't worry, most of the things are old when they get here

This is an outrage!!!

What, you plannin' to become a casualty?

 

[EyeMaster7]

32.Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

This seens to be quite common. Bush should follow that order.

52. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.

That guy is a real American hero.

106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s

So why you joined the army?

116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.

See Ratty. Such nice fellows they are.

135. An order to put polish on my boots means the whole boot.

WTF. Take care wooz.

193. The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.

Take care with the nazi aliens. THEY are here.

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/nazi.html

 

[l0s7 4 lyf3]

32.Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

This seens to be quite common. Bush should follow that order.

52. Not allowed to yell 'Take that Cobra' at the rifle range.

That guy is a real American hero.

106. I may not trade my rifle for any of the following: Cigarettes, booze, sexual favors, Kalishnikovs, Soviet Armored vehicles, small children, or bootleg CD’s

So why you joined the army?

116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.

See Ratty. Such nice fellows they are.

135. An order to put polish on my boots means the whole boot.

WTF. Take care wooz.

193. The Masons, and Gray Aliens are not in our chain of command.

Take care with the nazi aliens. THEY are here.

http://www.angelfire.com/ut/branton/nazi.html

 

[Tannhauser]

Hey, there's even one for Mohrg.

65. There are no evil clowns living under my bed.

 

[welsh]

oh, I posted this a year or so ago!

Bah! Old!!!

 

[DJ Slamák]

"79. I am neither the king nor queen of cheese. "

Did the guy actually quote Cow and Chicken? He should have been court-martialled for just that.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

What, you plannin' to become a casualty?

Of course not! It's the principle that bugs me!

116. Crucifying mice - bad idea.

I approve of crucifying mice. Pathetic little shitheads are good for little else.

<snip>

You still have that Ultimate Nerd title?! Didn't I tell you to lose that at once, you cheating little shit?

 

[Big T]

214. Should go home and think about all the crimes against humanity which have been committed.

Ban please

Ban Please

Lost, did you really need to quote Eyemaster's entire post for two emoticons? Seems a little unnecessary to me.

The first posting of this.

 

[Brother None]

*thinks for .2 seconds.*

TOPIC MERGE!

EDIT: tadaa, eet ees fixed, now all you people replying "old" and "topic already done" look silly. Nyehnyeh

 

[Ratty Sr.]

*thinks for .2 seconds.*

TOPIC MERGE!

EDIT: tadaa, eet ees fixed, now all you people replying "old" and "topic already done" look silly. Nyehnyeh

Ban please?