So this crazy guy threatened me..
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Plasma-pip
First time out of the vault
While I'm not old enough to have gotten into a situation like that, I get all kinds of shit from the other people in my school, especially blacks. Racism is a common accusation when really, I just hate them as a person. Only got into a fight once, and the dumb shit threw the first punch right in front of a teacher and several kids quite keen to take my side.
quietfanatic said:
He endangered Fallout 2? Diabolical! OUTRAGE! He shall surely suffer in the frothing pits of the glow!
At a junior leadership camp I had the unfortunate issue of dealing with a kid with anger management issues... and a hatchet. For some reason his father thought the camp would help this... he is a moron. I first had to deal with him throwing a kitchen knife over our mess tent, which was eventually lost in the woods. We didn't get a replacement until the last 2 days, which throughly sucked. Then I had to deal with him running around camp chopping anything in sight with his hatchet. Then I averted a fight between him and another kid, I was pretty sure that he'd go for his hatchet if it got any worse. After that he was sent to another group... he was sent home the next day for cutting though a water line feeding the upper camps. I guess leadership training just isn't designed for dealing psychological problems.
Plasma-pip
First time out of the vault
Fortunately I don't have to go to camp, but other friends who do paint it as a horror-story, and not because of the camp itself, but the residents like your story. Probably because we're both from Utah.Ah-Teen said:
Where was this? Or, vartfan hände det här?
Anyway, as for me, I would probably have walked away if the possibility was there, and perhaps make an anonymous phone call to the police about some psycho standing around threatening people and behaving madly outside a store, or, if he wanted a fight, I'd give him one (unless he had a knife or something). Fighting insane strangers isn't always healthy.
By the way, from your writing, it sounded more like he was a lookout for some people robbing the store.
Anyway, as for me, I would probably have walked away if the possibility was there, and perhaps make an anonymous phone call to the police about some psycho standing around threatening people and behaving madly outside a store, or, if he wanted a fight, I'd give him one (unless he had a knife or something). Fighting insane strangers isn't always healthy.
By the way, from your writing, it sounded more like he was a lookout for some people robbing the store.
Zaron said:
Seriously
Edit: 1000 posts! Wow. What a sensation.
Real mature guys, get back on topic before a mod has to close the thread.
Anyways I've got another angry midget story. It didn't happen to me, but a friend of my dad named James. He was sitting in a bar with his buddy Scott one drinking when he felt something slam into his back. Surprised, he turned around and there's this angry midget standing there in front of him. Before he can ask "what the hell" the midget goes "NgReee!" (best approximation of the sound). And headbutts him. Now he and Scotty have had run ins with the law before, and don't want to start a fight so they decide to leave the angry provoking dwarf be and call it a night.
Out in the car, preparing to leave when James turns on the headlights and there is the midget, poised to attack, in the headlights of the car. Quickly, the little dude circles the car and starts banging on the window. James gets out of the car to confront him. "NgReee!" Cries the midget and headbuts James, right in the stomach. Crying again the midget prepares to launch another attack when James, sick of the headbutting, catches the midget in mid charge and drop kicks him.
Appearently down for the count, James gets back into the car and him and Scotty pull out, but as they leave they see the midget get back up and start chasing them.
Of course they left him behind and never saw 'em again, but the idea of a random headbutting midget is so profoundly bizarre I felt I had to share the story. It was alot funnier said then written, though.
Anyways I've got another angry midget story. It didn't happen to me, but a friend of my dad named James. He was sitting in a bar with his buddy Scott one drinking when he felt something slam into his back. Surprised, he turned around and there's this angry midget standing there in front of him. Before he can ask "what the hell" the midget goes "NgReee!" (best approximation of the sound). And headbutts him. Now he and Scotty have had run ins with the law before, and don't want to start a fight so they decide to leave the angry provoking dwarf be and call it a night.
Out in the car, preparing to leave when James turns on the headlights and there is the midget, poised to attack, in the headlights of the car. Quickly, the little dude circles the car and starts banging on the window. James gets out of the car to confront him. "NgReee!" Cries the midget and headbuts James, right in the stomach. Crying again the midget prepares to launch another attack when James, sick of the headbutting, catches the midget in mid charge and drop kicks him.
Appearently down for the count, James gets back into the car and him and Scotty pull out, but as they leave they see the midget get back up and start chasing them.
Of course they left him behind and never saw 'em again, but the idea of a random headbutting midget is so profoundly bizarre I felt I had to share the story. It was alot funnier said then written, though.
Wild_qwerty
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Well you could have gave him a slap and hoped for a conjugal visit (from your girl not the weird guy).
The Vault Dweller
always looking for water.
El_Smacko said:
If only that were caught on tape...that'd be worth lots of money.
Seriously you all have lots of crazy stories. I'm lucky as I have nothing to report as far as needing to resort to violence with a crazy person though I have met some which elicited odd conversations.
Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
El Smacko said:
Shut up.
So anyway, one day I was standing in a bus stop, peacefuly waiting for my bus while puffing on a Lucky Strike cig, when all of a sudden, this huge hairy paw grabs my shoulder. I turn around, and it's motherfucking Chewbacca going "WAUUUGH" and attempting to rip my arm off as Wookies are supposed to do when they get pissed. I was like, "whoa, dude", but he was like, "WAUUUUUGHH", so again I said "whoa", but he still was grunting and wailing, I think he was actually trying to rape my arm so I took my lighted cig and stuck it in his -now bulging- wookie crotch. As he lay down barking wokie pain sounds, my bus drove over, so I ripped the bus driver's wifebeater shirt off, somersaulted over the bus and rammed it into the bus' fuel tank, yanked it out and threw it shuriken-style onto Chewbacca's burning cock. The bus driver was pretty scared at this point so he ran away screaming with the rest of the people in the bus stop, leaving me and the now burning wookie alone. Chewbacca was totally pissed, as I had not only put out a Lucky Strike on his wooly balls, but I had set him on fire, he was like that dude from the Fantastic Four, the Living Torch or whatever. Anyway, he came to close to the bus, in which a totally gorgeous babe was trapped because she couldn't unstick herself from the seat due to some extra sticky chewing gum planted there by evil spawns of evil, so I kicked the door down, grabbed the babe and jumped like twenty meters away, just in time because Chewbacca/The Living Torch had come just next to the gas tank. Everything blew up, including the lottery stand a block away, and the explosion's thunder blew out windows three kilometers away. I forgot to say the chewing gum had stuck her dress to the chair so she was completely naked. After the explosion, everything was nice and warm so we lay there and porked.
Zaron said:
James Dean. Duh.
10mmCurator
Mildly Dipped
Had a similar situation on one of the city buses I have to use to get to and from work. I was sitting in my usual spot across from the back door of the bus. All of a sudden a sour whiskey breath invades my nostrils and I hear this guy tell me, "if I see you sitting in my spot again, I gonna stab u through both kidneys" I looked at him and said, "you and what army?" He looked all shocked.. And he ran off the bus at the next stop
oh that is so cliché10mmCurator said:
but cool that it worked. This security guard hassled me last night when I tried to get into this bar on some roof top in some town I currently live in. He took my id, which was a student id since I totally forgot I need id to go into places in the evening. Anyway, there he was flipping my card around with his leathery fingers telling me that I needed id when he suddenly changes his mind and lets me go in. I don't know what it was that made him change his mind though. Maybe that cast evil eye spell alec taught me once, or his eye infections suddenly healed making him realise what a cool dude I really am. Anyway, I got in and it was expensive as hell so I left. +1.
10mmCurator
Mildly Dipped
monsharen said:oh that is so cliché10mmCurator said:
I've always had this thing where I blurt out the right thing without thinking about it. It's usually some cliche thing that they don't expect. It's gotten me out of some sticky situations and it has gotten me laid twice. When I do think things through, things tend to go FUBAR. But it's hard to just go through life without thinking about anything
and thats bad
Von Drunky
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Now that I think about it I actually had this black homeless dude pull two knives on me. It was actually pretty cool, It happened over the winter we were both drunk and he asked me for a cigarette and some change I gave him the cigarette but I asked him for a story in exchange for the change. He didn’t want to tell me a story but he wanted my change so this resulted in some argument over I don’t even remember what. It ended with him pulling a box cuter on me which didn’t impress me too much because I had a leather jacket (fallout style) on so I would only have to guard my face. He realized this so he pulled out a more impressive knife and started charging towards me, luckily for me he slipped on some slush and I had time to walk towards a busy street where it was safe.