Some really lame DnD monsters.
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And what is wrong with Furries, outside the extreme ones?
Nah, just asking.
Each fandom has its idiots, just look at us Fallout fans
But just because loudmouths make an ass of themselves it doesn't mean the rest are like it.
Each fandom has its idiots, just look at us Fallout fans
But just because loudmouths make an ass of themselves it doesn't mean the rest are like it.
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Oh man, this brings back memories of the time me and my friends lost their entire party of D&D characters to a single monster that is only worth 35 XP.
I can't remember what it was called, but basically it was a tiny fungus with one eye that lurked in a corner somewhere. When it saw a character that had any spells ready, it would instantly steal all of the spells from the character and then cast the spells (randomly) at the party.
A whole party of 7th-level characters, wandering through a ruined church in the swamps...massacred by a mushroom. We never even saw what was killing us, we just started dying due to spells being cast at us out of nowhere.
I can't remember what it was called, but basically it was a tiny fungus with one eye that lurked in a corner somewhere. When it saw a character that had any spells ready, it would instantly steal all of the spells from the character and then cast the spells (randomly) at the party.
A whole party of 7th-level characters, wandering through a ruined church in the swamps...massacred by a mushroom. We never even saw what was killing us, we just started dying due to spells being cast at us out of nowhere.
You'll forgive me, I hope, but that strikes me as some pretty piss-poor game management on your DM's part.
Our entire party was beset by 150 Veggie pygmies( we managed to kill about 100 of them) which wiped our entire party out. Our DM made the roll and it came to 150. That was embarrasing, considering there was 6 of us all at 12th level.
P.S. I remember I lost my virginity to the girl down the street a week later . I was thinking about those Veggie bastards right before and after the love play.
P.S. I remember I lost my virginity to the girl down the street a week later . I was thinking about those Veggie bastards right before and after the love play.
Ghoullove said:
It must have been a really intense DnD session, occupying your mind during one of those things that might stay with you for the rest of your life.
As for evil vegetables, what was that writer using?
Veggie Pygmies can be found on the second page of the link at the beginning of the post. They only have 1d6 hit points but 150 of them can do a lot of damage.
I will always remember the Veggie Pygmies because of the loss of my virginity and also credit Lolth's booty for my heterosexuality and desire to keep love shaved.
I will always remember the Veggie Pygmies because of the loss of my virginity and also credit Lolth's booty for my heterosexuality and desire to keep love shaved.
Gentlemen said:
O,,o seriously?
For your moronic babble I give you pimp gnoll
Confalone said:
Yes. <,,<
But since dnd the books don't have a pimp gnoll image I had to substitute.