Star Wars: the Force Unleashed

Blakut said:
OMG LOOKIT THE TITS !!!!!!1111!
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Small and ugly...
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Eh! there is nothin' wrong with little boobs! In my rule book it means they will have a nice one two (rear end... posterior... hams) and the whole wont sink to the floor at age 30... then again, maybe she would use the force to keep everything, you know, tight... What?
 
I love small boobs. Everything boyish turns me on ( except facial and body hair and men themselves ). I may be a repressed gay but I'm a sucka for cute pixie-like tomboys ( not that she looks like one at all...mmh ).
 
MrBumble said:
I love small boobs. Everything boyish turns me on ( except facial and body hair and men themselves ).
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Sound's more like everything pre-mature...
 
maximaz said:
"One again, Amy Beth delivered a fantastic, inspiring piece of artwork of a leather-clad Zabrak Jedi. The lightsaber tonfas were an early addition. When we saw them, we realized the pirate Jedi could be a character of some significance, even a level boss that poses a unique combat challenge." (source)
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haha, oho, wow

:clap:
 
SuAside said:
maximaz said:
"One again, Amy Beth delivered a fantastic, inspiring piece of artwork of a leather-clad Zabrak Jedi. The lightsaber tonfas were an early addition. When we saw them, we realized the pirate Jedi could be a character of some significance, even a level boss that poses a unique combat challenge." (source)
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haha, oho, wow

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Yes, because to be enlightened by the philosophy of the force, makes you want to become a pirate.
 
Yep, tonfas were such a fantastic idea, one would be an idiot not to exploit it to the fullest. A level boss is absolutely brilliant. Who cares if she has nothing to do with the story? She's got tonfas! That's what counts right? :clap:
 
Sorrow said:
MrBumble said:
I love small boobs. Everything boyish turns me on ( except facial and body hair and men themselves ).
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Sound's more like everything pre-mature...
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Posh! All be it, he and I do like the youngins... then again, most men do. -Just not... young youngins...:shock:

Dopemine Cleric said:
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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A 40+ year old chef told me that once... Then again he was referring to an cute 17 year old employee at the time... Crazy girl asked me if I wanted to go to jail shortly after that.... Ohhh did I!!! ...

...Wow... what a train de-raiment we have goin' on here.
 
Dopemine Cleric said:
Yes, because to be enlightened by the philosophy of the force, makes you want to become a pirate.
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Er, the "Force" is not a philosophy. You don't have to even be a Star Wars nerd to know that. I think you were referring to the Jedi philosophies, but of course, you don't have to ascribe those Jedi philosophies to use the Force.

Besides, what's wrong with a Jedi pirate? It really makes sense that there'd be Force-sensitive people who choose to be separate from both the Jedi and the Sith, strike their own path. The lightsaber-tonfas are still just foolish though.

Nothing wrong with small breasts at all... but I don't really think the lightsaber-tonfa wielding woman in that piece of artwork has small breasts. Seem fairly good-sized to me, it's just that strap of a top kind of deceives the eye in that regard.
Sorrow said:
Sound's more like everything pre-mature...
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Right. All grown women have big hips and a hefty bosom.
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Well, I think that's arguable. There's a strong Jedi philosophy surrounding, regarding the Force, as there is a strong Sith one. Meh.

The Force sensitive pirate makes enough sense, there have been plenty of examples of Jedi/Sith who leave their order and become hermits or soldiers or whatever, why not a pirate? There's precedent for non-sensitive space pirates in the Universe, why can't former Jedi become pirates, too?
 
the fact that she's a pirate doesn't phase me in the slightest. you dont even have to be sith to be a pirate. just a disgruntled jedi will do.

anyhow, it's the weapon that's sheer stupidity to me.
 
Well upon playing this for roughly two hours I've been pleasantly surprised. My expectations were no more than many recent Star Wars titles so they were not set to high.

Either way, this so far has proven to be entertaining at the very least. About the only thing I crave for is more of a story line and maybe a smidgen better graphics... Still, its been oh so long since I've been able to choke grip someone and toss them 20 yards!

Ohhh the days of Jedi Outcast.
 
Wait to you get stuck and have to do the same quick time event over and over, or watch the same mini cutscene again and again because the autosaves are in the wrong places. That's assuming that they work in the first place.

They should rename this game The Tedium Unleashed, or one boss fight too many.
 
On the 360 the manual save only saves your character progress, i.e. skills, force points, force power etc not your actual position or progress through the level.
 
requiem_for_a_starfury said:
On the 360 the manual save only saves your character progress, i.e. skills, force points, force power etc not your actual position or progress through the level.
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Well tickle me silly and call me Nicky! I did not know that... Oh, don't tickle me or call me Nicky... that would be just, awkward.
 
The makers of this game obviously never read the Darth Bane books. Now that guy was Sith mythology at its best. I think when Vader knights Starkiller, Sidious would know and kill them both. Rule of Two, man, Sith can only take an apprentice after killing their master. The only way Vader could take out Sidious is if he knew how to absorb the Sith lightning like Yoda did, which he obviously didn't (as seen in the movie).
 
jorj82 said:
The makers of this game obviously never read the Darth Bane books. Now that guy was Sith mythology at its best. I think when Vader knights Starkiller, Sidious would know and kill them both. Rule of Two, man, Sith can only take an apprentice after killing their master. The only way Vader could take out Sidious is if he knew how to absorb the Sith lightning like Yoda did, which he obviously didn't (as seen in the movie).
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Sidious did the same, he started training Maul when he was still in Darth Plagueis's apprenticeship, so it's not unprecedented.

I didn't play the game yet, and i ain't prying too much into it's story, but as i understand it, Vader was teaching Starkiller in the hopes he would help him kill Sidious. None of this defies or twists the common lore in any way, as, even in the original movies, Vader tried to make his son join him, for the very same reason: to kill Sidious and take his place.
 
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