Wardrobe malfunction. Heh. That's something a second grader (or Pee Wee Herman in the adult theater masterbating) would say...
At least NASCAR wouldn't be cought dead doing this. Especially with feel-good stories like Terry Labonte ending a four-year winless streak by winning the last Labor Day running of the Southern 500. That, and a lot of people would have heart attacks and die if Jimmy Spencer won a race and showed his man-teats. And I apologise in advance for any nightmares that image caused.
EDIT: The ultra-conservative Traditional Values Coalition is threataning a lawsuit against CBS, according to this show I'm watching on Fox News Channel. The shit has officialy hit the fan...