Teh evil movies!

I think there has been a thread on their Kill Bill review before on NMA. This site is hilarious I know.

Watch out! The sixth day is an offence to god!

There is much programming in this PG-13 which will likely make the parent and grandparent uncomfortable. Due to tons of violence [Prov. 3:31] and even more foul language [Mark 7:20], *The 6th Day* earned an Investigation Area score of zero in Wanton Violence/Crime, Impudence/Hate and Offense to God. With a Final Score of 23 and an Influence Density of 2.02, this movie is clearly equivalent to R-rated movies. Don't be deceived. Just because a movie does not present intercourse with nudity and other vulgar extremes does not make it safe or tame [Rev. 20:10]. 1000 Nasties worth 10 each can be the same as 10 Nasties worth 1000 each.
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That's right, the simple suggestion that people enjoy sex on a movie is just as bad as having hard core deep dicking on the screen.
 
Who'd of thought- Christian fundamentalists can add subtract multiply and divide? I was under the impression all they could do was burn books.

Will wonders never cease?
 
This site is a joke, right? Nobody could possibly be that ignorant and backward.
 
Suffering these crazies can be difficult. They are sometimes good for a laugh, though! I can't believe they actually reviewed Dogma!! I'm also amused that the reviewer couldn't sit through "Slackers".

To quote the near-infinite wisdom of Lazarus Long:
"God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent -- it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
 
what the..?
i just read through some of the reviews... somebody has shit in those people's brain

40 Days and 40 Nights was NOT a promotion of abstinence. Rather, it was a tease for sexual promiscuity and immorality. Even the movie poster is disgusting and vulgar. And every movie-going teen and preteen in America has seen it. But what can we expect of Miramax.
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:shock: :?: :!: :?: what da hell...???
 
Some interesting quotes:

From the review of A Beautiful Mind: “A man and woman in bed (clothed). Maybe the man and woman in bed together were married in the movie but the actor and actress were not.”
Clothed, unmarried actors in the same bed, the world is going to hell.

From the review of Bedazzled: “DAZZLED (PG-13) -- another "R-13" teen sex flick mocking God.”
Heh, I know how many movies like that there are out there, it's an epidemic.

This great list from the review of The Cable Guy:
Other examples of unacceptable behavior included:
* a man in a shower
* a heterosexual couple living together
* a woman on top of a man in bed
* fighting to solve differences or to protect
 
Kotario said:
* a man in a shower
* a heterosexual couple living together
* a woman on top of a man in bed
* fighting to solve differences or to protect
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A) Only sinners shower. It's an unnatural part of life that must NOT be shown in movies.
B) As appose to what? A homosexual couple dying together?
C) Good lord almighty, will the sinning never stop?!?! True christians know that the womans place is on the bottom.
D) Yeah, the catholic church NEVER crusaded against anyone to solve a difference of religion. :roll:
 
it makes my head hurt.....

Make it stop, mommy!



I wonder ho many hits that sit gets and how many of those are people like us who go there for a good laugh?
 
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