Per said:When I was young the only channel we had was on for thirty minutes every month, and it was uphill both ways and wolves would descend upon us and pick one of the weaker kids to rip to shreds and then we had to do our homework in the bloody snow... er, sorry, wrong thread.
Wolves? You were lucky, we had to get up each morning, build the tv and make the showes ourselves out in the freesing snow with polar bears running around us picking off the weak ones.
And when we got home our dad would kill us to sleep.