The odd thing about spam.

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Muff

Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Ok I just found This and apparently 80% of the spam in the world is down to 10 people, For fuck's sake dose any one know a hit man who do a buy one hit get another one free, or could we all throw together and arrange something?
 
How come most of them are russians?

Irrespective of their origin, all spammers should be raped, murdered and launched out in space. And not necessarily in that order.
 
Russians have been spammers through whole of history. They invented the "Katyusha", used to spam Germans with rockets and they are well known for spamming the galaxy with animals and people in the 20th century.
Little known fact is that 86% percent of what we today consider to be Russian literary masterpieces started out as penis enlargement pill advertisements with the noted exception of Anna Karenina and The Brothers Karamazov which in fact started out as a Nigerian scam.
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Russians have been spammers through whole of history. They invented the "Katyusha", used to spam Germans with rockets and they are well known for spamming the galaxy with animals and people in the 20th century.
Little known fact is that 86% percent of what we today consider to be Russian literary masterpieces started out as penis enlargement pill advertisements with the noted exception of Anna Karenina and The Brothers Karamazov which in fact started out as a Nigerian scam.
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The best description of Katyusha rocket's and the Russian space program I have ever heard, And the whole thin about Russian literary masterpieces is priceless....
 
DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Russians have been spammers through whole of history. They invented the "Katyusha", used to spam Germans with rockets and they are well known for spamming the galaxy with animals and people in the 20th century.
Little known fact is that 86% percent of what we today consider to be Russian literary masterpieces started out as penis enlargement pill advertisements with the noted exception of Anna Karenina and The Brothers Karamazov which in fact started out as a Nigerian scam.
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That was so well written to be funny and true I'd swear you were Alec without the perverted streak.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Zaron said:
How come most of them are Russians?.
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Yeah, doesn't make sense. They're too poor to buy food, how come they have computers?

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Crap, my gmail mailbox is spammed by the Chinese guy :/
 
On July 25, 2005, Russian spammer Vardan Kushnir, who is believed to have spammed every single Russian internet user, was found dead in his Moscow apartment, having suffered numerous blunt-force blows to the head.
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You have to give it to them. They sure know how to deal with mischief
 
They get money from one scam to fund another, the money they get from one scam fund's another it's just like the cycle of life but more akin to pond scum.
 
kill one & another will take his place. you need to invent a way to make it go away instead.
these guys don't create spam an sich. they prey on it.

in essence, inventing a system that would leave spammers out isn't that hard (by using keys and perhaps registered authenticationservers), but sadly the average joe wouldn't understand how to use it (and hence the whole thing would be a measure for nothing).
 
These creeps also tend to be sponsored by organised crime who use the return on their investment to by guns and things.
 
RaidSonnet said:
Quit generalising. You're all being racist.
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Sounds like someone is a russian. And besides, at least I'm not being racist; the last time I checked, people with names ending -yev, -yov, -ov, or whatever tends to be of slavic origin.
 
RACIST!

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Back on topic, I got a pretty neat spam mail a few weeks ago. Check out the e-mail adress. Here it goes:

Anastasya <Gaylord>
to Friedrich


Good time of the day

I can imagine that you will wonder to get today the letter from unknown,
but pretty woman from such far country like Ukraine.
As for me I could not yet believe that I write to foreign man whom I don't
know, but whom I do want.
The reason of my letter is very simple: I want to find my love, my soul
mate, that is why I am here.
I decided to try to find love with you. I feel with all fibres of my soul
that you are descent man and your heart is kind and is able to love.
You may ask me how I know. I will tell you that I have well-developed
intuition and my intuition chose you among thousands. and I want you to
become the One...
I ask you not to ignore my letter and not to throw it to the rubbish bin.
Read it, please, as attentively as you can. I am as serious as i have never
been.
I am fed up to be lonely and to feel jelous if I see loving couples.
I want to scream, I want to cry, but I doing nothing I won't change
situation.
If love don't come to me, I want to invite love to come into my heart.
And that is why I need to find my soul mate.
If you agree to help me to find love, become my soul mate -write me, I
will wait at ------------

Waiting for your reply

Nastenka
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I got this one today,
ATTENTION REQUIRED: DEAR FRIEND.

I MR: JABA BAKO. The director in charge of auditing and accounting section in Bank of Africa Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso in west Africa with due respect and regards I have decided to contact you on this business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. Please here is my direct contact call me on +226-78-84-21-34. Or email me at jaba_bako00@voila.fr

During my investigation and auditing in the bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased customer, a foreigner who died on 2002 in plane crash, the fund has been dormant in his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before my discovery to this development. Actually, the late customer MR. FREDERIC AARON was a big merchant who trades on Gold, Diamond, Elephant tusks and crude oil from Africa to Asia and Europe and this money he deposited in our bank to pay for his purchases.

Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and during the time of execution ( Two is secret). The amount involved is(USD$40m). FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement and directives needed to put claim over this fund as the beneficiary next of kin to the deceased, will be forward to you upon your acceptance. Information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist me and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow from a foreign nation who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be retransfered into on his request as it may be, after due verification and clarification to designated bank account.

I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer such as telephone bills etc, while 60% will be for me. Please,you have been advised to keep top secret as I am still in service and intend to retire from service after I have concluded this deal with you.

I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any other country you may advise me to invest in. All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you. I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal and asking any questions that are not cleared by you for a good follow-up. Call +226-78-84-21-34.

Thanks with best regards,
MR: JABA BAKO.
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And I sent this back;

Sir your offer is quite interesting, can I please more about the untimely death of such a wealth man, and I need to know what I need to do in more detail before I can help you.

Professor Christopher Chadwick, Head of gullibility studies Liverpool university.
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and around a hour ago I got this;

Dear Christopher Chadwick ,

Nice reading from you, please this is a great opportunity that will favour both of us,is never a joke and should not be joked with ,if really you are willing to work with me, once again i assured 100% risk free in this matter ,hence you will be following my directives to avoid any mistakes, because i have made every necessary arrangements needed to perfect this without any error. Now you are to stand as the next of kin, immediately after all the banking procedures involved, the bank will effect the transfer in your name ,then i come over to meet with you in your country for disbursements. Also the process of completing this transfer to your account will not last up to two weeks, pending on how fast we are in communication and understanding.

Before we proceed, I will like to have your house address, i have your phone number already ,a copy of your passport or your ID, just for my personal documentation, security and to enable me locate you when coming over, upon receipt of your data's i will forward to you a form to fill and apply to our bank so as the process to commence.

But please,i have to be sincere and honest to you,the process of completing this transfer to your account will cost both of us a little amount,but you should not worry,i will make good use of my position in the office to handle matters in our own favour.

But please,only almighty knows why we get to know each other,so you have to be honest and sincere and honest to your self,which is the only key to the success to this transaction,and morever due to the nature of the transaction that requireds a foreign partner make me come for your help,thanks and may almighty bless.
Here is my direct number +226-78-84-21-34

Rrgards,
Jaba Bako.
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shall I see what fun we can have with this fucktard? gime ideas!
 
Wooz said:
Back on topic, I got a pretty neat spam mail a few weeks ago. Check out the e-mail adress. Here it goes:
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Hey, I got that one too! She's definitely the cheating kind...
 
I stopped reading when I saw the "woman" was from Ukraine (I don't know about you, but women with armpit-hair down to their knees isn't exactly attractive).
 
Tsk. Why don't I ever get interesting spam like that? I just see the standard PENIS ENLARGEMENT!!!11eleventyone!!1 and YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY WON ONE MILLION DOLLAR!!1 type spam.
 
The thing about spam, is it works about 1/1000000 times. But it costs nothing to use. So you could say, the ROI for spam is almost infinite. All you need to do is design a broke ass "ad" and then assuming you already have the list of names, you can use it for any amount of time at no cost.
 
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