The true flaw of Fallout 4 by C.T. Phipps - The Halfassedry

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The biggest reason is "casualisation". It ties in perfectly with Bethesda not putting in any effort.
Kids love cool guns. Kids don't mind glaring design flaws and technical glitches- they even praise them. By marketing the game to a mainstream audience they know they can serve dogshit with some "cool" sprinkles and they'll eat it up.

After the immense success of Skyrim they know they can get away with a pathetic excuse of a game, add more people to their bandwagon and walk away with $750mil .

Sorry CT, you're a cool guy but you need to reevaluate your score to something under a 3. The amount of laziness in this game is inexcusable.
 
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SarcasticGoodGuy said:
After the immense success of Skyrim they know they can get away with a pathetic excuse of a game, add more people to their bandwagon and walk away with $750mil .
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Yeah funny how Bethesda doesn't need to do any damage control because their fans will feel bad and do it for them while frothing at the mouth speaking incoherent gibberish. They think we can hurt their feelings even though they're busy wiping their asses with $100 bills. Of course you have good old Petey who doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut and end up pissing people off when talking about "blah blah blah talking orcs and zombies in muh Fallout" which results in kicking himself in the teeth.
 
MercenarySnake said:
Yeah funny how Bethesda doesn't need to do any damage control because their fans will feel bad and do it for them while frothing at the mouth speaking incoherent gibberish. They think we can hurt their feelings even though they're busy wiping their asses with $100 bills. Of course you have good old Petey who doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut and end up pissing people off when talking about "blah blah blah talking orcs and zombies in muh Fallout" which results in kicking himself in the teeth.
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Feels bad for Petey. It must be hard defending Bethesda.:smugoticon:
 
SarcasticGoodGuy said:
Feels bad for Petey. It must be hard defending Bethesda.:smugoticon:
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I'm sure he loves doing it, I mean just look at that face:
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Looks like he inhaled some Joker toxin. You have to be a masochist to want to defend Bethesda though.
 
It'll be 1 year since fallout 4 came out in 12 days. Is anyone going to do a skype/google hangouts podcast thing?
 
MercenarySnake said:
Yeah funny how Bethesda doesn't need to do any damage control because their fans will feel bad and do it for them while frothing at the mouth speaking incoherent gibberish.
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Bethesda releases a terrible buggy mess of a game. Response? "Oh leave 'em be, it's just jolly old Bethesda, bless them."

MercenarySnake said:
They probably blackmailed Pete Hines saying that if he doesn't defend the company that they will add more lines of dialogue to the game and make them unskippable.
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Pete: "You... you wouldn't! That's inhuman!"
 
0wing said:
That's strange, actually. Remember how bethesda waved their "110.000 dialog strings in F4!" e-penis?
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When 6/7ths of them are "sure" "not right now maybe later" "what's a vault-tec?" "gee whiz Billy the pre-war world sure was nasty" "hmm" "hey Blue" "I'd kill for a drink oh w8 lmao I have" and "Where's my son? Where's Shaun?"
 
I'm pretty sure the majority of those words are located inside of terminals next to skeletons in wacky poses and teddy bears.
 
SarcasticGoodGuy said:
Don't forget the army of super mutants encamped next to the terminal 5ft away from a Brotherhood of Steel checkpoint beneath a Gunner highway.
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Reminds me of that one area with the ghouls next to the raiders, which happen to be next to super mutants and yet they all haven't killed each other. Unless they all signed a peace treaty up until that point.
 
0wing said:
That's strange, actually. Remember how bethesda waved their "110.000 dialog strings in F4!" e-penis?
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"Got to find the terminal"
"Where is the terminal?"
"I'm out of lockpicks"
"No more Lockpicks"
"I need a key!"
"Where's the Key?"
"Interesting..."
"Damn it!"
"I'm locked out!"
"What's this?"
"Nice!"
"FUCKIN' KILL!"
"Bingo!"
"I'm in!"
"Yes!"
"That's it!"
"Why would Vault-Tec do this?"
"Hey Strong"
"Yo Strong"
"Strong!"
"Mister Fuckface?"
"Mister Bob?"
"Mister Ahn?"
"Mister Aziz?"
"Mister Fuck?"
"Mister Assface?"
""Miss Fuckface?"
"Miss Bob?"
"Miss Ahn?"
"Miss Aziz?"
"Miss Fuck?"
"Miss Assface?"
"Don't worry, I'll find our son!"
"Supermutants kill everything."
"The Expiration date on this food is never."
 
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