The ultimate insane German director is at it again!

umm I saw bloodrayne I have to be honest with you all.......it sucked balls.

As for Queen Of The Damned, I paid money for the dvd not for the fact it was based on one of the greatest Vampire novel written on this planet. in fact that movie raped everything that was good about The Vampire lestat and Queen of the damned, In fact it was morally wrong on so many different levels.

The reason I paid money was the music, I am a die hard fan of Jonathan Davis and it was the only way I could get the music with his Vocal talents as he was not allowed to have them on the soundtrack.

Interview with the Vampire was brilliant I would have to say this is the greatest vampire movie of all time.
 
Just saw the first "fight".

Worst boxing match ever? :(

I was expecting Uwe to be pissed of and beat the shit out of him, but no instead some punches and then i just stops and they stand and hug :oops:

Disapointment is the only word for it :)
 
well, Uwe didnt even have to keep up a decent defense because the other guy just sucked bawlz...

there was no real need for him to beat the living shit out of the guy to prove his point. showing that he can do it without even trying is more than humiliation enough. beating the living crap out of the guy would simply result in him being called bloodthursty & unfair.
 
I didn't watch the whole fight, mostly because I couldn't be there myself to hand his jaw to him on a silver platter. He still fails at life.
 
there was no real need for him to beat the living shit out of the guy to prove his point.
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I don't think his point has mutch to do with anything.
Maybe if you belive that "One's ability to make movies has everything to do with one's ability to pummel a person into a bloody pulp." ;)

Btw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT5aD242Ey8

Promo video from one of the other challengers.

I think this dude is doomed. I hope there is some one who really can put up a fight.
 
Just do it Lo-Pan style. Enter the ring, and then pull a gun on his trick ass. Click, boom, problem solved.
 
Video game movies should come with a disclaimer:VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!.

Actually alot of movies based off of entertainment besides video games should have the same tag..

Movies "based upon" a game just like those based upon literature run a risk of just plain alienating an audience.Because they Need to change subject and characters to fit within the format.

I find Branagahs Henry V an awesome depiction of the Shakespeare story.The same for Titus with Anthony Hopkins.Opinions may vary but these were two well done takes upon popular lliterature..which is what video games are to our time.

You need a director and production company willing to see the game as art instead of a name.amd popular entertainmentt to be cashed in upon for a quick buck.

Once the audience is not willing to accept Street Fighter,Doom,or Resident Evil Appocalypse as well sure it sucks but its the best we can hope for..and demand movies that explore the character(s) and surrounding universe then games will be given the same sort of treatment,and serious consideration,due to their mass appeal,just as Shakespeare is given.
 
he can have Postal. i doubt he could do much damage to the concept and no one will actually care about it.

PS: any actor still willing to work with Uwe Bawlz should be shot on sight.
 
SuAside said:
he can have Postal. i doubt he could do much damage to the concept and no one will actually care about it.

PS: any actor still willing to work with Uwe Bawlz should be shot on sight.
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Um, no, they get paid quite a lot. I'd certainly act in the most shitty movie you can think of for that kind of money.
 
Sander said:
Um, no, they get paid quite a lot. I'd certainly act in the most shitty movie you can think of for that kind of money.
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i dunno. money vs loss of integrity? it might hurt their further careers tbh.

plenty of actors have seen their career destroyed over not being picky enough over their roles.
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Heh. Michael Madsen. :)
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funny how MM can be so utterly genius in some movies, yet end up in a shitload of crapass movies you wouldn't believe... it's as if he's been circling the toilet all his career, yet doesnt fall in. it's puzzling.
 
SuAside said:
i dunno. money vs loss of integrity? it might hurt their further careers tbh.

plenty of actors have seen their career destroyed over not being picky enough over their roles.
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I don't know, Michael Caine starred in a lot of shitty movies too, didn't seem to hurt his career much.

Aside from that, fuck integrity. I'd do any artistically completely void job in movies or music if it paid and hence allowed me to do what I would want to do afterwards.
 
SuAside said:
funny how MM can be so utterly genius in some movies, yet end up in a shitload of crapass movies you wouldn't believe... it's as if he's been circling the toilet all his career, yet doesnt fall in. it's puzzling.
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All I know is that of all the actors in Resovoir Dogs, Michael Madsen is the only one to reprise his original role for the game. To me, that's saying enough.

MM did make Blood Rayne slightly more bearable, though. I don't think there was a single scene where he wasn't playing with his sword.
 
So there is a promo clip on the internets showing Bin Laden and he says he's an alcoholic and invites you to watch Postal.
The trailer Osama stands next to looks pretty authentic. Uwe Boll shows all his skill in giving you original trailer trash feeling in this 9 second clip. He's a visionary.


9 seconds of teutonic bullshit.



Uwe Boll is one of the people who get kicked out of hell after death because they suck. They become ghosts and haunt people with depressions and nightmares.

(if there is something 100% evidently illegal about this video, and I doubt that since it's sort of a online trailer as far as I can see, don't ban me, just kindly delete it and inform my via PM)
 
Wow, I didn't think Uwe Boll could get any worse but that trailer for Postal is terrible. I'm not really sure how anyone could see that and possibly want to see the movie afterward.
 
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