The US Government has Made You Gay.

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Bradylama, Jan 14, 2005.

  1. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 22, 2003
    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800
    The Gay Bomb would've been the greatest revolution in weaponry since the Cro-Magnon tied a rock to a stick.
     
  2. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    Jan 29, 2004
    I guess this explains a lot of the pictures from the Abu Graib prison.
     
  3. Member of Khans

    Member of Khans Vault Dweller

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    Aug 26, 2004
    I guess it has already been droped on Cologne...
     
  4. Roshambo

    Roshambo Antediluvian as Feck

    Apr 3, 2003
    Recent reports indicate that the weapon was discontinued once they found out the bombs would have absolutely no effect upon France....
     
  5. Member of Khans

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    hmm... i hate cliches
    those damn frog eaters
     
  6. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
    Summon plagues?

    Vampirism?

    Im really freaked out...,
    The Vault Dweller
     
  7. calculon000

    calculon000 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Feb 10, 2004
    What the Pentagon needs to do is manufacture a bomb which releases the cure for stupid and start massive carpet bombings of their own country.
     
  8. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 22, 2003
    Also, New Zealand.
     
  9. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

    Apr 23, 2003
    Or the Netherlands.

    Wait, are we talking about thermonuclear warheads?

    Um, anyhow, I wish I had a sample of whatever chemical causes people to turn gay. I would release it in the middle of a crowded laboratory at my faculty (I would promptly get away, of course. What, you didn't think I would stick around? Of course I wouldn't, that's sick! Honestly! Ah, who am I kidding, I would jump right in.)
     
  10. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    With the "Have you ever" topics you make, I'd sooner expect you to explode it in a pet store :P

    (j/k)
     
  11. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    Dec 12, 2003
    The ghei bomb would've had no effect on Greece, either. These ideas are really cool though, as they involve non-death. And I wholeheartedly support Calculon's idea of anti-stupid bombs over the US. At least over the white house and the southern states. That wouldn't be very discrete though. Maybe inoculations are in order (recalls lo-IQ rednecks releasing chemical weapons killing themselves in Steven Segal movie)?
     
  12. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 22, 2003
    I suppose we'd need a Yuppie Bomb for the Northern states.
     
  13. Dapper Dan Man

    Dapper Dan Man Water Chip? Been There, Done That
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    Oct 6, 2004
    I suppose that would work, since Steven Seagal appeals to low*-IQ rednecks.
     
  14. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    Dec 12, 2003
    In case you hadn't noticed, lo-IQ was a lame attempt to a pun of the traditional Hi-IQ or rather, HI-Q expression.
     
  15. PsychoSniper

    PsychoSniper So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Jun 27, 2003
    Hell, Im a southerner, and I dont know anyone that DOESNT think Segal sucks.
     
  16. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    Dec 12, 2003

    See? I rest my case.
     
  17. Liquid

    Liquid First time out of the vault

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    Dec 2, 2003
    Hell, I still don't understand why they banned nukes but are developing even more twisted and sadistic methods of mass destruction.

    Oh, good, that would be a blast in arab countries where most of people walk like covered in clothes and hoods which protect from the sun :/
     
  18. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Oct 22, 2003
    This REALLY depends on which South we're talking about here. If we're talking about Alabama (MLK DAY!? mor liek R.E. Lee Day) then I'll buy it.

    Yeah. It'd be a blast walking around dressed like a woman in intense pain. Its something every God-fearing Jihaddist aspires to.
     
  19. Colt

    Colt Vault Dweller

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    Sep 23, 2004
    Segal just plain sucks. Whoever the hell writes his stuff doesn't know anything about firearms and he apparently doesn't either. The only reason I haven't burned Under Siege yet is because of the one scene. You know, the one. - Colt
     
  20. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    Dec 12, 2003
    The one with a close-up on his butt?