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The US Government has Made You Gay.

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Bradylama, Jan 14, 2005.

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  1. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800
    The Gay Bomb would've been the greatest revolution in weaponry since the Cro-Magnon tied a rock to a stick.
     
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  2. Jebus

    Jebus Background Radiant
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    I guess this explains a lot of the pictures from the Abu Graib prison.
     
    Jebus, Jan 14, 2005
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  3. Member of Khans

    Member of Khans Vault Dweller

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    I guess it has already been droped on Cologne...
     
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  4. Roshambo

    Roshambo Antediluvian as Feck

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    Recent reports indicate that the weapon was discontinued once they found out the bombs would have absolutely no effect upon France....
     
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  5. Member of Khans

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    hmm... i hate cliches
    those damn frog eaters
     
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  6. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

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    Summon plagues?

    Vampirism?

    Im really freaked out...,
    The Vault Dweller
     
    The Vault Dweller, Jan 14, 2005
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  7. calculon000

    calculon000 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    What the Pentagon needs to do is manufacture a bomb which releases the cure for stupid and start massive carpet bombings of their own country.
     
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  8. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    Also, New Zealand.
     
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  9. Ratty Sr.

    Ratty Sr. Ratty, except old Moderator Orderite

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    Or the Netherlands.

    Wait, are we talking about thermonuclear warheads?

    Um, anyhow, I wish I had a sample of whatever chemical causes people to turn gay. I would release it in the middle of a crowded laboratory at my faculty (I would promptly get away, of course. What, you didn't think I would stick around? Of course I wouldn't, that's sick! Honestly! Ah, who am I kidding, I would jump right in.)
     
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  10. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

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    With the "Have you ever" topics you make, I'd sooner expect you to explode it in a pet store :P

    (j/k)
     
    Silencer, Jan 15, 2005
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  11. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    The ghei bomb would've had no effect on Greece, either. These ideas are really cool though, as they involve non-death. And I wholeheartedly support Calculon's idea of anti-stupid bombs over the US. At least over the white house and the southern states. That wouldn't be very discrete though. Maybe inoculations are in order (recalls lo-IQ rednecks releasing chemical weapons killing themselves in Steven Segal movie)?
     
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  12. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    I suppose we'd need a Yuppie Bomb for the Northern states.
     
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  13. Dapper Dan Man

    Dapper Dan Man Water Chip? Been There, Done That
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    I suppose that would work, since Steven Seagal appeals to low*-IQ rednecks.
     
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  14. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    In case you hadn't noticed, lo-IQ was a lame attempt to a pun of the traditional Hi-IQ or rather, HI-Q expression.
     
    victor, Jan 15, 2005
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  15. PsychoSniper

    PsychoSniper So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

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    Hell, Im a southerner, and I dont know anyone that DOESNT think Segal sucks.
     
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  16. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    See? I rest my case.
     
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  17. Liquid

    Liquid First time out of the vault

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    Hell, I still don't understand why they banned nukes but are developing even more twisted and sadistic methods of mass destruction.

    Oh, good, that would be a blast in arab countries where most of people walk like covered in clothes and hoods which protect from the sun :/
     
    Liquid, Jan 15, 2005
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  18. Bradylama

    Bradylama Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

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    This REALLY depends on which South we're talking about here. If we're talking about Alabama (MLK DAY!? mor liek R.E. Lee Day) then I'll buy it.

    Yeah. It'd be a blast walking around dressed like a woman in intense pain. Its something every God-fearing Jihaddist aspires to.
     
    Bradylama, Jan 15, 2005
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  19. Colt

    Colt Vault Dweller

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    Segal just plain sucks. Whoever the hell writes his stuff doesn't know anything about firearms and he apparently doesn't either. The only reason I haven't burned Under Siege yet is because of the one scene. You know, the one. - Colt
     
    Colt, Jan 15, 2005
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  20. victor

    victor Antediluvian as Feck
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    The one with a close-up on his butt?
     
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