The weirdest site on the Net?

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Vault-Dweller

First time out of the vault
If it's not, I'll be bloody impressed by what beats it :shock:

http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm


A German said:
...I bring it from the kitchen, all the rolls of it. 'I have a surprising amount of clingfilm,' I say with a nervous laugh. Roy merely nods.

'I estimate I must have nearly a kilometre in the kitchen alone.'

'As much as that?' He says in surprise. 'So.'

'Mind you, people do not realize how much is on each roll. I bet that with a single roll alone I could wrap you up entirely.'

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

'I will take that bet,' says Roy. 'If you succeed I will give you tickets to my new concert. If you fail I will take Jetta, as a lesson to you not to speak boastfully'...
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...and if you're still not convinced, download the mp3 here.
 
I thought the website that was all a maze of pictures was horribly disturbing...

http://superbad.com/1/mao/maox.html

I decided that the website about time best being shown as a four-sided cube instead of a clock was just a schizophrenic's fantasy...

http://www.timecube.com/

Yet...this...

The writer is obviously not only very lonely, but somehow obsessed with Roy Orbison and cling-wrap. More specifically Roy Orbison inside cling-wrap. Thats obviously some sort of deranged sexual fantasy. Can someone call a psychiatrist?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
That 11111 site looks like the booklet from inside a Dead Kennedys' CD.

Or a LARD ceedee, for that matter.

I wonder if the person who did this has anything to do with Jello Biafra.
 
I do not see how anyone can confuse the two Vault Dwellers even in jest. Fake Vault Dweller is clearly distinguishable by the fact that he has the single best avatar on the entire forum.
 
Ratty said:
I do not see how anyone can confuse the two Vault Dwellers even in jest. Fake Vault Dweller is clearly distinguishable by the fact that he has the single best avatar on the entire forum.
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Fake Vault Dweller? I think you'll find I registered over a year before this other...usurper.

I've been busy, but that doesn't make me any less the Vault Dweller.
 
Vault-Dweller said:
Ratty said:
I do not see how anyone can confuse the two Vault Dwellers even in jest. Fake Vault Dweller is clearly distinguishable by the fact that he has the single best avatar on the entire forum.
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Fake Vault Dweller? I think you'll find I registered over a year before this other...usurper.

I've been busy, but that doesn't make me any less the Vault Dweller.
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He has a point.

The very fact that he registered earlier does, in a way, warrant him the tile 'real vault dweller' (not THE Vault Dweller, though, of course). Yet, The_Vault_Dweller has been much more of a regular poster, so he too has grounds to claim the 'real Vault Dweller' title for himself.

I propose we write out a test of strenght, courage, with an honour to settle this matter. He who succeeds, is granted the title 'Real Vault Dweller'.
Anyone have any ideas? No, Ratty, no geeky calculus quizzes.


And oh yeah... *cuddles Malkaviana*
 
Jebus said:
I propose we write out a test of strenght, courage, with an honour to settle this matter. He who succeeds, is granted the title 'Real Vault Dweller'.
Anyone have any ideas? No, Ratty, no geeky calculus quizzes.
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*begins building the temple of trials in his backyard*
 
Jebus said:
Anyone have any ideas? No, Ratty, no geeky calculus quizzes.
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Who said anything about calculus? I will simply whip up some CS assignments for them.
 
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