The weirdest site on the Net?

I suggest that as a preliminary test the original Vault-Dweller post some pics of his av-chick in the "whos hottest" thread.
 
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?
 
The "Barber of Seville" is a paradox...had to google it to find out though. :wink:

As for this test thing Im all for it. Though I secretly worry about losing my title I dont think anyone would really strip either me or "Vault-Dweller" of their respective names so this could be fun...I also have...certain ways to win...

8) ,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

Seriously though. I can be The Vault Dweller and he can be just a Vault-dweller. One is a hero the other is just a person living in a vault.
 
You people must be new to the internet.

The weirdest site on the net. (Work safe)

The Berlin wall, you gave me a meaning in life
You, my dear, have made me so happy.
My Dear Berlin Wall, you make me
crazy of love for YOU!
All I want is to be close to You.
The Berlin Wall, you are so magnificent, You are so sexy.
I enjoy every moment I'm together with you.
The Berlin Wall, you mean
ALL to me!!!
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Luke said:
You people must be new to the internet.

The weirdest site on the net. (Work safe)
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Wait... This site confused me.

So is he literally in love with the Berlin Wall?

EDIT: Yes he is:

Animism, fundamental condition of objectum-sexuality.
This means that I look at things as LIVING BEINGS. I can communicate with them (and with other objects too as far as that goes). I know that this might sound very odd to many people. And as I can do that I can have an affair with The Berlin Wall (to whom I have been married since June 17, 1979). To me it is so natural and instinctive which makes it so difficult to explain. I have always believed in Animism, even as a child. I have always had this sexual disposition (Objectum-sexuality).

I also believe in Reincarnation, that I have had relations to Fences, Walls, Bridges, Gates and other constructions in an earlier life, and that our paths have crossed several times. I have memories from these earlier lives. But of course I can't prove it.

My attraction to the Berlin Wall and other constructions is BOTH emotional AND sexual. I love them as beings (I use this word intentionally here). I enjoy their company… and I catch fire sexually on the Berlin Wall. I also find other constructions sexy, but it is a question of the above-mentioned things: Fences, Walls, Bridges, Railway Rails, Gates…. My sexual feelings towards them are very intense. All these things I was attracted to in the sixties. The Berlin Wall in 1961 when he was built. Also other Walls from the beginning of the sixties, followed by Fences and Bridges. The others "came" later in the middle of the sixties. My feelings for the Berlin Wall are far deeper than what most people believe.
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Great find, Luke.
 
Jebus said:
So is he literally in love with the Berlin Wall?

EDIT: Yes he is:
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I'm pretty sure it's a chick actually. It looks like a man, yes, but I have a memory of reading somewhere on that site that it is in fact a 'she'. Can't find where though.
 
welsh said:
Wasn't there some kind of http://www.hell.com site that was kind of odd?
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WHOA MAN...just...yikes! What was that? I went there and it opened multiple black pages that took up the whole screen. It asked me my name and location. I typed in random letters and it started "loading universe" with some weird graphics...I freaked out. I ctrl+alt+del to get out of there. Hey Welsh is there really anything there of interest? Will it scare me shitless? Unfortunately, the curiosity is insatiable...

...I fear I may return to the site again.

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The Vault Dweller
 
I honestly don't know. It was linked here before, or perhaps it's on one of the archives. But yes, I thought it was kind of freaky too.
 
The_Vault_Dweller said:
The "Barber of Seville" is a paradox...had to google it to find out though. :wink:

As for this test thing Im all for it. Though I secretly worry about losing my title I dont think anyone would really strip either me or "Vault-Dweller" of their respective names so this could be fun...I also have...certain ways to win...

8) ,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

Seriously though. I can be The Vault Dweller and he can be just a Vault-dweller. One is a hero the other is just a person living in a vault.
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One is humble, and one goes around proclaiming to be "The" Vault Dweller. I know who i'd trust to save me...Actions speak louder than titles, m'boy.
 
welsh said:
http://www.hell.com
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I got into various different ... I don't know if they're even different chatrooms, but they had different Flash animations.
Sometimes parts of the visuals were clickable, but that didn't really seem to do an awful lot.

I'm not even sure it's actually meant to make sense or just fuck with your brain by claiming it does.
 
Has anyone figured out the hell.com website. Last I heard you had to earn credits or something to get out of Hell.

I would think it would make for interesting surfing for evengelicals and born-agains who are a bit too curious.
 
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