That Turkish Star wars (I've not even FFWD through it,just checked a second here and there and landed on about 15-20 all in all) seemed so bad that it seemed great.(since I like "turkeys" i.e. films so bad they're fun,just like Black samurai,I mean who can ever dislike a movie with dwarfs swinging in trees with their wips and someone caught by a whip,getting strangled,who could get lose by just turning the other way around,but still fight the horrible situation for quite a while...and do I need to mention an attack vulture?)
As far as production value and completely silly things goes I'd give my vote to "Abducted by the Daloids",originally it was Daloks IIRC,but they got in trouble over that name due to some Dr. Who thing...in the movie they changed one of the actresses and the change was explained by her being transformed during the teleportation.
They even put a blue,turning light (like the civil cops have and put on the roof of the car,don't know what you call them) on a _DESK_ to prove they were in a cops office....
But it was just too absurd in it's lousiness to dislike,so I liked it....
IMHO,the worst movie is either of,"XxX" (played out like a MTV video),"Fast and the furious 2" (the images work as a video game,not as a movie) or "Hellboy" (I don't even remember what made me turn it off)
Neither of these I've managed to make my way through...yes I know that action movies doesn't have to make sense,yes I know that they're supposed to be fun and actionpacked....but these all seemingly had budget enough to make them into action flicks and not the garbage they came out as.(which is why I never managed to see more than 1/2 hour of either)
They had good S F/X,so I couldn't laugh at them like I could at Black Samurai/Abducted by the Daloids.
They had good enough actors and big enough budget,so I couldn't laugh at them like the extras moving in slowmotion waiting to get shot,like I could in Dark breed...where the budget obviously didn't allow them to redo the scene.(like in more or less any of Jack Scalias movies)
They were simply and purely bad,without any form of redeeming factors IMHO...
For those that just look at the movie for what you see and want to see something truely awful (and you will go "WTF was that" more than once) I can recommend Gale force with Treat Williams,since it at least seems to be a serious movie,which I'm not sure whether "Abtucted by..." was or not....
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