The worst (?) movie ever

xu said:
Snakes on a plane was the most lamest movie ever.
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No, that shit was awesome!
Face the fact, if Samuel L. Jackson says 'motherfucking' the way he does in a movie, it's gonna rock!
 
Kharn said:
Sorry, it does not, can not, will never beat Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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Translated it means Hands: the Hands of Fate.
Manos is so basd it's nigh unwatchable.

*Sigh* damn I miss MST3K.
 
I think most of you guys are missing the point of the entire thread.

We're talking about low-budget movies that were poorly done by crappy directors, supposed to be 'serious', and ended in a laughable disaster of a movie that sucks so bad it becomes awesome.

Behold, the B movie sublimation process, where kitsch and cliche combine into the epitome of greatness.

Examples:

- Plan 9 from outer space a MUST see.
- THEM!
- Earth vs. the flying saucers
- Faster pussycat! Kill! Kill!
- Astro Zombies
 
The worst movie I have seen recently is Steve Jackson's King Kong.

Its a prime example of what happens when the director has too much power and is an SFX nut.

They really need to edit that movie in half.
 
Wooz said:
I think most of you guys are missing the point of the entire thread.

We're talking about low-budget movies that were poorly done by crappy directors, supposed to be 'serious', and ended in a laughable disaster of a movie that sucks so bad it becomes awesome.
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Since the subject was "!the worst movie ever I replied to that subject....
Whether or not Abucted by the daloids sucks enough or just sucks is a matter of personal opinion...(that movie just sucks too much to be ignored IMHO...)
Just don't expect your average "hahaha,that sucked" B-movie,this is along the edge where the B-mivie fanatics start to say "this is the worst film I've ever seen")

As previously said,the best bad movie I have ever seen in Black samurai...it's unbeliavably bad.(in the best way)
I usually look at such movies when I'm in the correct mood,but this one I put on since I was so bored (and I mean,nothing whatsoever can ever be fun bored) and after about 15 minutes and a couple of "What was that" I was laughing straight out...and I was in a bad mood before even checking this parody of a film out....
It's just brilliant,what would you do if you were strangled by a whip? (that it's held by a dwarf isn't that important)
Would you perhaps do something as logical as turn toward the way it was wrapped around you throat?
Or would you stand there,looking stupid tugging a bit on the whip?
If you picked the first,congratulations,if you picked the second,congratulations,you minght get a job in Black samurai....
So if the funniest movie is what it's all about,Black samurai is the top of the class of those I've seen....
 
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