You wake up in Doc Mitchell's house and your clothes are gone. The doctor mentions nothing of it and instead of offering you a clean set of clothes as soon as you can walk, he wants you to use the suspicious-looking "Vigor Tester", which strongly resembles a "love tester machine" you might still find in some pubs or bars. And you haven't even had the chance to pick or not to pick the "Wild Wasteland" trait yet. And even if you did pick the trait, it's still creepy.
Doc Mitchell doesn't even look like a country doctor. There is an American photograph taken in 1948 called "Country Doctor", which is considered to be a classic of sorts. By comparison, Doc Mitchell is wearing something resembling a field hand outfit, yet you never see him work in the field.
Then you have to sit through the psychological evaluation test; still no clothes. No, the doc waits until both of you are all the way to the front door before finally offering you a vault jumpsuit; because that isn't bizarre [and awkward] at all, right?
Later, you encounter someone named Joe Cobb threatening to burn the town to the ground, unless they hand over a trader named Ringo. You see, Joe Cobb is part of a larger chain-gang called "Powder Gangers" and has a smaller gang ready to attack the town of Goodsprings.
There is only one person known by the name of Joe Cobb in association with the word "gang", and that is Joe Frank Cobb (a.k.a. Joe Cobb):
Sounds pretty messed up considering how the character is portrayed in the game. Just a bizarre coincidence?
Then we meet trader Ringo, whom Joe Cobb wants handed over or dealt with, and who is part of the Crimson Caravan Company, abbreviated as CCC.
That couldn't be a reference to the outlaw Johnny Ringo of the Cochise County Cowboys (abbreviated as CCC), by any chance, now could it? Take a look at these video clips from "Tombstone": clip #1, clip #2.
Then there's the Goodsprings water tower, which is right at the opposite edge of the town's cemetery. That means the water pipes have to go just underneath or between the graves' coffins!
Also, there is the town's tutorial: it teaches you that in a situation where you have towns people and Powder Gangers, you can actually pick a side, only to throw the whole idea out of the window when you have a similar situation in Primm, and are forced to fight against the Powder Gangers. This is reminiscent of the situation in Fallout 4's Concord that many people have complained about, where you cannot side with the raiders.
Even when siding with the residents of Primm, you cannot gather a town team like you could in Goodsprings. Instead, the game expects you to either go in commando style, when you're merely a courier, or ninja style, if you found enough Stealth Boys. Again, the tutorial lesson is completely thrown out of the window here.
Then you arrive to Nipton and what you see there is complete nonsense compared to what Boxcars says really happened and what you see later in the game.
For starters, why are there only Powder Gangers crucified when both, Boxcars and Vulpes Inculta, confirm that everyone had to draw lottery tickets? Did the Powder Gangers somehow end up getting all the crucifixion tickets? We know there were townspeople, NCR troops and "men of the Legion" too. And how did the Legion bring all those heavy telephone poles with them to the town? It looks like it would take many more men and time to bring them. Yet, a smaller group of the Legion somehow managed that and took everyone by surprise.
Boxcars also tells you that the mayor got burned on a pile of tires. Yet, there are multiple piles of burning tires and skeletons.
Eventually, you can enter the Town Hall, which is filled with the Legion mongrels and mines. Yet, much later in the game, once you reach the Cottonwood Cove and speak with Decanus Severus, there is the following dialogue:
The same applies to the quest called "Andy and Charlie" where Ranger Andy sends you to check up on ranger station Charlie. There you find some dead NCR soldiers rigged with mines, and a door rigged with a tripwire and an explosivecharge [trap]. There is also a recording supposedly with admission from the Legion that it is responsible. This is still a long way before you arrive to Cottonwood Cove and teach the Legion about the mines and powder charges. This is the dialogue about the latter:
Once you arrive to Novac, there is this bizarre quest called "One for My Baby". You get a tip from a town's lunatic about someone's wife being taken by the Legion, and eventually find a document incriminating Jeannie May Crawford. There is no way to know if the document is genuine or fake and someone decided to frame her. You cannot question Jeannie and cannot show the document to Boone. No, they expect you, like a creep, to convince Jeannie, in the middle of the night, to go in front of the dinosaur tower to get executed by Boone like in some kind of bloody ritual.
And that's barely at the start of the game.
Doc Mitchell doesn't even look like a country doctor. There is an American photograph taken in 1948 called "Country Doctor", which is considered to be a classic of sorts. By comparison, Doc Mitchell is wearing something resembling a field hand outfit, yet you never see him work in the field.
Then you have to sit through the psychological evaluation test; still no clothes. No, the doc waits until both of you are all the way to the front door before finally offering you a vault jumpsuit; because that isn't bizarre [and awkward] at all, right?
Later, you encounter someone named Joe Cobb threatening to burn the town to the ground, unless they hand over a trader named Ringo. You see, Joe Cobb is part of a larger chain-gang called "Powder Gangers" and has a smaller gang ready to attack the town of Goodsprings.
There is only one person known by the name of Joe Cobb in association with the word "gang", and that is Joe Frank Cobb (a.k.a. Joe Cobb):
Joe Frank Cobb (November 7, 1916 – May 21, 2002) was an American child actor, most notable for appearing as the original "fat boy" in the Our Gang comedies from 1922 to 1929. Some sources such as the first edition (1977) of Our Gang: The Life and Times of the Little Rascals documented him as being born in 1916 or 1917.
Sounds pretty messed up considering how the character is portrayed in the game. Just a bizarre coincidence?
Then we meet trader Ringo, whom Joe Cobb wants handed over or dealt with, and who is part of the Crimson Caravan Company, abbreviated as CCC.
That couldn't be a reference to the outlaw Johnny Ringo of the Cochise County Cowboys (abbreviated as CCC), by any chance, now could it? Take a look at these video clips from "Tombstone": clip #1, clip #2.
Then there's the Goodsprings water tower, which is right at the opposite edge of the town's cemetery. That means the water pipes have to go just underneath or between the graves' coffins!
Also, there is the town's tutorial: it teaches you that in a situation where you have towns people and Powder Gangers, you can actually pick a side, only to throw the whole idea out of the window when you have a similar situation in Primm, and are forced to fight against the Powder Gangers. This is reminiscent of the situation in Fallout 4's Concord that many people have complained about, where you cannot side with the raiders.
Even when siding with the residents of Primm, you cannot gather a town team like you could in Goodsprings. Instead, the game expects you to either go in commando style, when you're merely a courier, or ninja style, if you found enough Stealth Boys. Again, the tutorial lesson is completely thrown out of the window here.
Then you arrive to Nipton and what you see there is complete nonsense compared to what Boxcars says really happened and what you see later in the game.
For starters, why are there only Powder Gangers crucified when both, Boxcars and Vulpes Inculta, confirm that everyone had to draw lottery tickets? Did the Powder Gangers somehow end up getting all the crucifixion tickets? We know there were townspeople, NCR troops and "men of the Legion" too. And how did the Legion bring all those heavy telephone poles with them to the town? It looks like it would take many more men and time to bring them. Yet, a smaller group of the Legion somehow managed that and took everyone by surprise.
Boxcars also tells you that the mayor got burned on a pile of tires. Yet, there are multiple piles of burning tires and skeletons.
Eventually, you can enter the Town Hall, which is filled with the Legion mongrels and mines. Yet, much later in the game, once you reach the Cottonwood Cove and speak with Decanus Severus, there is the following dialogue:
- Courier: I can show you how to disarm the NCR's mines.
- Decanus Severus: That would be worth knowing, especially if we can then rearm and reuse them.
- Courier: The trick is to rush the mine and press the blinking red light.
- Decanus Severus: [SUCCEEDED] The light is a button that can interrupt detonation? {Humph!} We were too busy throwing ourselves to the ground to figure that out. To rearm the mine, we'd just press the button again - simple. The Profligates will regret that we learned this.
The same applies to the quest called "Andy and Charlie" where Ranger Andy sends you to check up on ranger station Charlie. There you find some dead NCR soldiers rigged with mines, and a door rigged with a tripwire and an explosive
- Courier: I can teach you to make Powder Charges.
- Decanus Severus: If they're more powerful than the Profligates' landmines, by all means show me how.
- Courier: Study this as long as you need. <Show him the Powder Charge schematic.>
- Decanus Severus: Tin cans, gunpowder, scrap metal, and duct tape? {Humph!} We won't have any trouble finding those ingredients!
Once you arrive to Novac, there is this bizarre quest called "One for My Baby". You get a tip from a town's lunatic about someone's wife being taken by the Legion, and eventually find a document incriminating Jeannie May Crawford. There is no way to know if the document is genuine or fake and someone decided to frame her. You cannot question Jeannie and cannot show the document to Boone. No, they expect you, like a creep, to convince Jeannie, in the middle of the night, to go in front of the dinosaur tower to get executed by Boone like in some kind of bloody ritual.
And that's barely at the start of the game.
Last edited: