Things we learned from Fallout 4

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by Brahmin Noodles, Mar 26, 2016.

  1. MrEff

    MrEff First time out of the vault

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    Mar 27, 2016
    Have sex with everything. That's how you learn their perks, apparently being able to shoot people in the head really good is now an STD.
     
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  2. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    This is a strong first post. Great moves, proud of you.
     
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  3. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    I learnt that Fallout is about magic... and... fifties memorabilia. I also learned that it's set in a Utopian world where everyone kills each other yet doesn't suffer from racism, sexism, rape and starvation.
     
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  4. Brahmin Noodles

    Brahmin Noodles Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 26, 2016
    Well, you see the problem here is that those things could offend some people, and we can't have that happen, can we? Not at Bethesda!
     
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  5. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Of course it means it's realistic and connects with us better, but we know we want to be as inoffensive as possible. But screw Fallout fans.
     
  6. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    Well they failed cause Fallout 4's was offensive to my eyes, ears and intelligence.
     
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  7. MrEff

    MrEff First time out of the vault

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    Mar 27, 2016
    Thanks Virgil, I've been looking for a place to rant about fallout 4 for a while now. They said war never changes, Todd lied.
     
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  8. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Sweet little lies!
     
  9. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    -You can change the caliber of a weapon by switching out the receiver...the RECEIVER!!! How the hell does that work? "Yeah still using a 5.56 barrel but switching out the receiver allows me to shoot 7.62 rounds through it even though the bullets won't fit!"

    -Logic doesn't exist so don't question it just walk away and spare your sanity while Fraud Howard lines his pockets with the money from the first DLC!
     
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  10. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    Terrible moves, ashamed of you.
     
  11. Brahmin Noodles

    Brahmin Noodles Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 26, 2016
    All I can think of was E3 when the Toddler was babbling about "player freedom" and how you can do and be "anything you want!"
     
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  12. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    You know, there's one thing I never understood about the Bethesda Fallouts. Technically we're not supposed to kill kids right? They're marked essential always and you can't even damage them. Yet, now in both FO3 and FO4, you end up killing kids.

    FO3: When you blow up Megaton, you kill the 2 kids that live there. When you blow up the Citadel, you kill the 3 or 4 kids running around there. There is absolutely 0 chance they survived.

    FO4: There are at least 4 kids in the Institute. When you nuke the Institute you also kill all those kids inside. When you blow up the Prydwen you kill a bunch of both teenagers and kids.

    So it seems to me like it's hypocrisy at its finest. If we can kill multitudes of kids by setting off nukes, why can't we just kill the kids directly? Makes no damn sense.
     
  13. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Because we can't be accused of allowing, 'DIRECTLY' Child murder.
     
  14. Brahmin Noodles

    Brahmin Noodles Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 26, 2016
    Logic? Have you ever heard of a little thing called magic? You know, the same stuff that makes Legendary Wooden Boards of Freezing make perfect sense!
     
  15. Brahmin Noodles

    Brahmin Noodles Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 26, 2016
    37: In th future, early 1900s light machine guns will make a comeback, branded as "assault rifles!"
     
  16. MrEff

    MrEff First time out of the vault

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    Mar 27, 2016
    Sorry it's like 2 am here and my eyes are crusty. I should have just gone to bed but I have to go to the airport at 4:30am.
     
  17. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    It'll all be ok if you say my name.
     
  18. Brahmin Noodles

    Brahmin Noodles Still Mildly Glowing

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    Mar 26, 2016
    Yah, it's almost 1 am where I am…I know I should just go to bed, but this website does something to me…I just can't pull myself away from it…Fuck, I just joined earlier today and I'm already an addict!
     
  19. MrEff

    MrEff First time out of the vault

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    Mar 27, 2016
    I'm so sorry Vergil, you forgive me?
     
  20. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014