Trapped in Sao paulo

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Ok, here's the story... Supposed to fly home from Chile with Varig, but the company is on the verge to bankruptcy :x so they cancelled my flight from Sao paulo to Heathrow (where I transfer to sweden..). Instead I'm supposed to grab a flight the next day at like 6 pm in Sao paulo so now I have a day to spend there.. yay..

so, is there something I should see there? I have been warned not to wander around too far from the main streets but if anyone knows anything cool to see I would gladly go and take a look (sure beats some "fancy" hotel). Not too far though, must be able to catch my flight too
 
Don't get kidnapped. Unless the kidnappers are hawt Amazonian women with a strong desire for new sperm to repopulate their female-only civilization.
 
Your current avatar rocks Monsharen. Awesome picture and amazingly relevant to this forum. To think your old one was so associated to you that I miss that one too.

Instead of risking getting mugged why not just use the internet in your hotel (it must have it since you're online) and use google Earth to see the area around you then tell people you did all the sightseeing you wanted to?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Or use Google Earth to plan an escape route through Sao Paolo, and then hijack a ferry/ship, and pilot it home!
 
Break into a police station or a crack den, get yourself heavily armed and clean out the whole city!

It's what Jesus would do.
 
Elissar said:
You should definately check out the red light district.
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Yep, I should. Those are usually pretty cool. Nice architecture.. and stuff

Pale Horse said:
Don't get kidnapped. Unless the kidnappers are hawt Amazonian women with a strong desire for new sperm to repopulate their female-only civilization.
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I guess this is what I get if I visit the red light district.

The_Vault_Dweller said:
Your current avatar rocks Monsharen. Awesome picture and amazingly relevant to this forum. To think your old one was so associated to you that I miss that one too.
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Awww... yeah, kind of miss my old one too some times. This new one feels cool since I actually was there and really felt the fallout setting (nneeeeeeerd).

The_Vault_Dweller said:
Instead of risking getting mugged why not just use the internet in your hotel (it must have it since you're online) and use google Earth to see the area around you then tell people you did all the sightseeing you wanted to?
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Haha, sounds like you've done this before.

duckman said:
Or use Google Earth to plan an escape route through Sao Paolo, and then hijack a ferry/ship, and pilot it home!
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You know.. the idea compells me. I've always wanted to do the atlantic. I actually discussed the possibility of taking some boat with a friend of mine but decided not to. Either it gets very expensive (and money is an issue here) or like for free but without the comfort.

DirtyDreamDesigner said:
Break into a police station or a crack den, get yourself heavily armed and clean out the whole city!
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It makes sense... but their big gun skills might just be a little higher than mine atm. Otherwise this were clearly the alternative to go for.

anyway, a nice lady from my flight company called me today and told me she would do her best to get me on a flight the very same day I get to Sao paulo. Now that's super news I thought though I have to leave my girlfriend behind in Sao Paulo. She has some superduper ticket that forces her to fly the next day. hmmm dilemma... should I be a caballero and see a new place or go for comfort and get home a day earlier? (man I'm an ass)

now be nice
 
They have some really great Churrascos (not sure of the spelling) in Sao Paolo. Basically these are steak houses where they bring juicy chunks of beef and other meat to your plate on a skewer.

Gaeletos (little chickens) are supposed to be pretty good. Sao Paolo is not as bad as everyone suggests- still it ain't all that great either.

Don't get kidnapped and don't pick up any transexuals (unless you like that kind of thing).
 
Watch out for chicks with dicks! They have been known to strike at tourists and commit all manner of atrocity on their bodies. Stay in the hotel and lock the door!
 
Ghoullove said:
Watch out for chicks with dicks! They have been known to strike at tourists and commit all manner of atrocity on their bodies. Stay in the hotel and lock the door!
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Know from experience, eh??

*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
 
@Duckman

You got it mate! I was talking to a girl in Sao Paulo only to realize that this was a chick avec le dick. In the immortal words of Monty Python I did the only logical thing to do which was to "Run away!! Run away!! Run Away!!
 
Ghoullove said:
@Duckman

You got it mate! I was talking to a girl in Sao Paulo only to realize that this was a chick avec le dick. In the immortal words of Monty Python I did the only logical thing to do which was to "Run away!! Run away!! Run Away!!
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Ah shit dude, I was just trying to be a smartarse there :roll:

Too bad for you man, I hope you then found yourself a 'real' female after that encounter...
 
Life giveth... and life taketh. My girlfriend (with the superduper ticket) had a hotel room where I was supposed to stay for the night so I sent my company an email telling them I was satisfied with the situation and that they could stop looking for a quicker route home for me... well, today they told her there was no hotel.

Life is good.

I will probably not pay for a taxi/bus to the city, a hotel room and the time completely lost in what virtualtourist calls "unfortunately a dangerous city", and this one is great "at night many drivers don't stop at traffic lights afraid of being robbed". Yeah... hmm.

So what I'm probably up to is sleeping in the airport. Yeah I know it's bad to miss an opportunity like this, seeing a new city and country but I just want to get home. plain and simple. And I won't miss the hairy manchicks.

and yeah, if I haven't posted here on monday I want one of those WoW funerals.
 
Well, according to a topic I remember from the general gaming forums, a WoW funeral involves slaughtering and what have you. A group of people gather to mourn the dead and then another group arrives to slay the mourners.
 
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