UFO Sightings

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I was Driving last night from Darwin to Pine Creak was about 14mins past Acacia Hills when I got a glance of a bright but dark orange light in the corner of my eye I slowed down to have a look,
it was just a bit smaller than the moon, then two more of the lights appeared, they were in a triangle formation for about a min then all of a sudden they got brighter then vanished.

The thing that freaked me out the most was they were very close and it seems there was streams of light shoting out of the object like in perfect straight lines. I have never seen anything like this in my life, it was no damm plane im sure of that. it was only 800m off the ground just about the tree lines and was hoving in one position.

Ok I know this is hard to belive, I have told everyone but people just laugh at me saying I smoked to much.
Has anyone here had an experince like the one I have described.
I have searched the net there seems to be simular stories online

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This was the formation the objects were in but I was much closer to the objects than this image
 
Well...this is interesting.

I hope this ends up like the "Ghost Stories" thread with lots of unexplainable personal experiences and doesnt turn into a tirade of "You were drunk dumbass!" sayings.

Unfortunately I have nothing to add.

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
*unlocks top desk drawer, removes a thin blue folder and pulls a sheet of paper from it*

Ahem.

The wreckage you saw... no... no, wrong part...


Alright here it is.

The Lights you saw in the sky was actually the light from venus reflecting off a weather balloon into a few small pockets of swamp gas thus creating the illusion of flying objects in the sky. There is no reason for alarm or panic, There are no little green men from mars invading and analy probing hick farmers.

Thank you for your time.
 
My other favourite is "It was just a temperature inversion."

I've seen lights too. A group of 3 slowly flashing lights that were follwing a pendulum like path. They would flash on at one point, switch off and then flash on at another point and so on. Weird. I'm sure it was just Venus reflecting off something though. ;)
 
Several years ago when I was a kid, I saw that exact formation.

Then of course I assumed it must be aliens, but in retrospect I have no idea what it really was. The only thing I can think of is ground spotlights, but the light was very concentrated and the spots looked more like the source itself rather than a reflection. That or some top secret aircraft.

I find the idea of them being genuine space aliens as unlikely, but there's been no official explanation of what the "3 dots in a triangle formation" are exactly.
 
well, i've seen a single black 'craft' accelerate & slow down at nearly impossible speeds, but i've always thought it was a testflight for some plane prototype.

i don't deny the possibility that there could be little green men out there somewhere. the chances of being 1) close to earth, 2) in the same timeline (we are but a fart in the galaxy's history) and 3) interested in a primitive race that acts like a parasite and doesnt have any technological means to carry manned missions beyond their own moon, is rather small to nill.
 
I used to have a friend who suffered from epilepsy. He had a "dream" where some strange looking men were tinkering in his head. He never had an epilepsy attack from this day on...
 
I still remember my first time.

There i was sitting on the back porch,with a half finished fifth of jack,when this bright light filled the sky.Next thing i know i'm coming to while being probed.They explained to me that they have to extract certain DNA samples that can only be obtained by that invasive method.

After ascertaining that i was what they were looking for we flew off to the galaxy of Gargon 7.Here a great and ancient evil was arising and only I could save the universe from utter destruction.Well that is not exactly true,during our long flight i found out that others had been chosen for this very task.There was Billy Ray,Billy Bob,Billy Ray Bob,and John Secada.All had failed in their missions and their disappereances had all been explained by elaborate hoaxes.

Many high adventures and close escapes ensued(I will have to tell you about Fatty sometime,though androgynous they all had their physical and physcological quirks) but ultimately we were victorious.At the end they told me no one could ever know of my feats of derring-do among the stars,and they told me I would have to undergo a mindwipe.

The mindwipe looked suspiciously like the anal probe they had first used on me.The Alpha and Omega of my story was that of having something shoved up my ass.

The bastards left me back on my porch without so much a tissue to wipe myself with,and explaining that the donkey punch that i had recieved,bent over that cold and futuristic table,while undergoing my "mind wipe" was all S.O.P .

Strange thing is that i can remember all that happened,and their explanation that rectal pain and bleeding was a byproduct of prolonged faster then light travel,i guess that their memory wipe didn't take hold.

To this day I find myself scanning the skies in anticipation,waiting for them to return,and our next great adventure to begin...
 
I've seen UFO's, you know.
I sure have.
Big ones.
Small ones. Ones that go "Vrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!" when they accelerate and ones that go "Bleep!" when they come to a stop.
Yes, sir. I've seen them all.
I even saw the fucking aliens that was fuckin' flying them things.
Ugly mutherfuckers, I tell you.
Snotgreen and smelly as hell.
Why, them little bundles of carbon compounds smell exactly like morning piss, if you know what I mean.
You can smell them from a mile away. In fact, if one happens to be nearby and you close your eyes, you'll think you're standing in a public toilet.
Ain't that funny? Them fuckers can build them spaceships that go "Vrrrroooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm!!!" and "Bleep!" and what have you, but they lack basic hygiene.
Fucking hilarious, if you ask me.
Anyway, this one time, it was past one o'clock and I was walking home after visiting this whore I frequent, yeah, this cute Thai girl, probably barely legal but a real slut, let me tell you, oh yeah, that girl sucks you till you've spilled your last drop of bone marrow, if you know what I mean, heheh, so yeah, anyway, I was walking home, my cock a little itchy from the condom, 'cause I've got this small allergy when it comes to products made of rubber, so yeah, there I was, walking home, smoking a joint, scratching my crotch and all of a sudden, wht the fuck do I see? Yep: a UFO.
A UFO! Of all things! Can you believe it?
So anyway: I see this UFO and I see that it's actually landing in a nearby street, so I get excited, you know, I get curious, I get this what-the-fuck-is-going-on-feeling, but I like it, so I hurry and run to the spot where the UFO is landing.
And that's when I saw it.
...
Its eyes... intoxicating...
...
The children... everyone... dead... just dead...
...
Oh god, have mercy on my soul!
...
So yeah, I ran up to that space dude and that's when I smelled it. Oh, the horror, the sheer horror. I had to clench my nose and breath through my mouth or I was a goner. Makes you think, don't it?
Right. So, anyway, I ran up to this piece of interstellar dna, kicked it in the groin and when it bent over because of the testicular pain that usually results from such a movement, I gave it the good ol' my-knee-meets-the-nose-of-some-poor-fuck's-face-move, always a good one that.
Just to be sure that it wouldn't be able to get back up, I broke its legs which produced quite a nice twig-meets-tornado-sound.
After immobilizing it, I started to ask questions concerning its intentions. I asked it whether its vessle was carrying weapons of mass destruction and I asked it so spell me the names of his comrades so that they could be captured and sentenced to jail. The alien, however, was very reluctant to cooperate. It refused to speak at all. It simply made horrible gargling noises and twitched its right leg from time to time.
I, of course, immediately saw what the creature was really up to: it was obvious that the gargling noises and the twitching leg where part of - no doubt - some weird interstellar spell that was meant to leave me completely mesmerized and, thus, an easy prey and a perfect guinea pig for there well-known anal probing tools and machines.
"I think not, mister peepee! No alien motherfucker will ever have the pleasure to probe-fuck my intestines," I said and I spitted some of my saliva in its direction, accidentally hitting the sleeve of my own shirt in the process, which made me feel a little stupid, but only for a second or so.
Anyway, what I did was this: I grabbed its twitching leg and holding it really tight, I started to spin around, really really fast, until the body of the alien wasn't touching the ground anymore and was experiencing what centrifugal force means.
Let me tell you this: it sure as hell didn't like it.
Ha! It started to scream like a pig that's being butchered, but did I stop? Oh no, I didn't. I kept spinning around, faster and faster and faster.
That's when it happened. Its intestines and its bones must have gotten disconnected from the rest, because all of a sudden, its whole inner plumbing system left its body via its mouth.
Weird shit that. It just 'swwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooossshhhh!' came out of his mouth and smacked into the front wall of a house. Sheesh. Never saw anything quite like it. It looked like noodles, but it was thicker than noodles and greenish. And it smelled like vomit. Yeah, vomit, but mixed with shit and piss. Something like that anyway. Couple of bones as well. Hardly recognizable, though.
So, yeah, I stopped spinning around, 'cause what's the point if 75% of your victim has already taken off?
I was quite amused to see that what I was holding was nothing but skin. It was slimy and it still smelled like piss, but it looked really nice, so I kept it. I put it in front of the stove for a couple of days until it was completely dry and odourless. After that, I treated the dried skin with a generous quantity of oil and massaged it until the skin became flexible again. My girlfriend now frequently puts on the skin (which fits like a glove, by the way) when we are about to have sex. She likes the way it feels. 'I love it. It's like a second skin,' she told me the other day, to which I replied: 'That's because it IS a second skin, you stupid little cumslut! Now get on all fours, relax your cornhole and say your prayers, bitch, 'cause daddy's going to navigate his planetary cruiser into your interdimensional wormhole, whether your forcefield allows me or not!'
So yeah. Aliens are pretty cool.
...
Yeah.

:roll:
 
I've seen spotlights that caused an outbreak of reports of UFO sightings. They looked remarkably like spotlights. I've also gone through something like this:

Person: Hey, I saw something really strange in the sky last evening. It was low in the southwest, large and moving around weirdly. You know astronomy, do you have any idea what it might be?

Me: Well, Venus is low in the southwest in the evening. But it's not big, and it doesn't move around.

(In the evening, we go to look.)

Me: That's Venus over there.

Person: Oh, yeah, that's what I saw.

Me: It's not very big and it doesn't move.

Person: Well, no.

I will never underestimate the ability of people to conjure flying saucers from stars or clouds or streetlights and then honestly believe that they saw them blink and move and make "Eat at Joe's" trails in the sky.
 
IT HAS bEen proven that the chances of alien life entering our solar system is virtually none, so near none taht for all purpsoes and intents it should be considered none. I'm not saying that if people are too see things then the things they see are not there, they jsut are not aliens, it is widely known that all governemnts do test new aircraft liek that, people mistake it, like the russian anternof which hundreds of people thought was a space invasion.
 
I once saw a hairy UFO that hovered over me, wait , sorry that was my ex girlfriend before she was shaved. 69 is better shaved.
 
Oh i believe you son, I'm sure you saw *somthing* out there that night.

And i've already told you what i was sup... err... what it was.

Their is no reason to panic.
 
I guess the chances of my encounter really being aliens is slim but I don't know how else to explain it.

lots of great people have said if aliens do come here there is a 90% chance they are hostile. Even Stephen Hawkings said we should keep our heads down.
 
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