Unconventional Meat

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  1. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    As I was bored it kinda hit me, what would certain meat actually taste like?

    Demons for example. Like in Doom. Would Hell Barons have a taste similar to beef? Pinky Demons to pigs? Imps to chickens?

    Or Pokemons?

    Xenomorphs? Spicy I guess. Very accidic.
     
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  2. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    A pinky Demon would taste like a pig for sure. A Cyberdemon would taste like diesel. A Xenomorph would not cook well due to the acid. A Ghoul would taste like shit. I wanna know what ELF tastes like.

     
  3. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    Drain the blood like you do any meat and a xenomorph would just be jumbo shrimp.
     
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  4. Richwizard

    Richwizard Carbon Dated and Proud
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    Jan 18, 2010
    Xenomorph meat wouldn't taste like anything because your tongue, mouth, and jaw would melt.
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    They leave the poop in those. What if there is acid poop?
     
  6. Risewild

    Risewild Antediluvian as Feck
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    Jun 14, 2014
    I don't think our gastric acids could dissolve meat that acid blood can't. Especially acid blood that can dissolve metal in seconds.
     
  7. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    So for sure a human could never attempt to have oral sex with a Xenomorph.
     
  8. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008


    Maybe not everything is accidic. Drain the blood. Look what remains. Kinda like Puffer-Fish maybe? Not everything is venomus.

    Probably depends on how long you're cooking it. You would have to tenderise it. Give it a few days on a low heat source in a pot and see what happens. Or mariande it properly, with yogurt, spices and so on.

    Probably the best car battery you ever had I guess.

    Hmmm. Now, Dragonmeat might be pretty good. Looks usually very lean.

    So to sum up the quality of the meat, dragons and wyverns will both be similar to alligator, which is high in protein and low in fat and carbs, and tastes a little like chicken but is more tender and less stringy. Dragons will be all dark meat, with the legs and thighs being slightly more characteristic of white meat
    food - How to butcher your dragon? - Worldbuilding Stack Exchange
     
  9. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    Human meat tastes sweet and is in between veal and beef. Not gamey at all.
     
  10. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    But is it unconventional meat? I mean this is not about canibalism so to speak. Sentient beings are ok though.
     
  11. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    Cannibalism is unconventional.
     
  12. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    True. But not the meat. It's quite ... human.
     
  13. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    If we really get into it about Xenomorphic biology just promise not to get mad at me about how they just made it up as they went along.
     
  14. Verevoof

    Verevoof Cryptid oTO Orderite Board Cop oTO [REDACTED]

    Jul 12, 2009
    Xenomorphs taste like fishy penis. It’s a giant penis bug monster, is it not?
     
  15. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Why would I? Of course stuff was expanded as things went along. Just like any other movie franchise.
     
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    I think other than bad cgi Alien 3 was really great.
     
  17. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Well it was.
     
  18. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Well ok what do you think this guy would taste like dog or dragon?

     
  19. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Probably like weasel. Giant weasel. But it also looks kinda like a Muppet.
     
  20. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ Staff Member Moderator [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    I wonder what Deathclaw tastes like? Alligator?