Unexpected Hardware Development (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Gaming and Hardware Forum' started by The Vault Dweller, Feb 3, 2016.

  1. The Vault Dweller

    The Vault Dweller always looking for water.

    Aug 24, 2004
  2. Ninja

    Ninja Who?

    243
    Dec 15, 2015
    Great! Now I can finally make sweet, sweet love to my waifu.

    *vomits*
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 1
  3. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Admin

    May 27, 2004
    How is this unexpected? It's been talked about for ages and a logical evolution in our society.
    Soon enough, we will have robotized real dolls. You think Japan has a problem? Just you wait. ;)
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 1
  4. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    So uhhh...what happens if this thing somehow malfunctions(sorry don't know how all of this works or the specifics) and that clamp part squishes your genitals? Not trying to be funny just sayin'.
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 1
  5. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    something like this.
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 2
  6. Dragula

    Dragula Stormtrooper oTO Orderite

    Nov 6, 2008
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 2
  7. vdweller84

    vdweller84 First time out of the vault

    64
    Dec 29, 2015
    If Bioware released this peripheral instead of the Extended ending DLC for ME3, I'm prepared to bet my left kidney (right one is on hold for another bet) that there would be no further complaints about the endings or whatever.
     
  8. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    So like a happy ending then.
     
    • [Like] [Like] x 1
  9. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    So I guess the "pornoware" from some cyberpunk novels is here.
     
  10. Ninja

    Ninja Who?

    243
    Dec 15, 2015
    Compatibility with Cyberpunk 2077 confirmed.
     
  11. dopezilla

    dopezilla God of Blood and War

    571
    Nov 6, 2015
    This isn't something I'd try. I've never understood sex gadgets for men anyway. Why would I buy a fleshlight or this monstrosity when I have perfectly capable hands?