University of Nigeria

[Ozrat]

University of Nigera

Has anybody ever noticed how so many e-mail bank scams seem to come from Nigerian royalty? Take a glance at their course descriptions.

Also:

University Admissions Department

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Testing Requirements
Since we operate outside of the rules and regulations of other governments and school systems, we are able to bypass all the costly, pointless, and racist proficiency tests such as TOFL, SAT, GMAT, MCAT, and all the rest.

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Housing Option

If you require the assistance of housing, we can provide you with beautiful accommodations in the high tech business sectors of Mubi and Yola. For your convenience, we recommend removing all funds from your bank account in person, and asking your guide which local bank is most suitable for your needs. We are a very friendly bunch and love to help.

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Financing Your Education

Don't worry about it. With a small advance fee payment, your entire education is paid by the Prince of Nigeria.

 

[SimpleMinded]

lol, that site is a joke right? If yes, someone has a lot of time on their hands . If no... freaky stuff .

from the alumni page...

Dear Sirs, it would be my pleasure in recommending the services of The University of Nigeria to all the many kind people of the Americas, Europe, and Trans-Tasmanian regions of the world. I was shocked to find out just how easy it was to make a good living by simply calling some people around the world, "My Brother". Once you give them that family feeling, it is amazing how they just open up to you in every way... even with their checkbook!

 

[Marek]

Their site is simply amazing..

The students of the University of Nigeria are among the best and brightest in the world. They are the ones who mastermind business ventures. They are the ones who will control the lives of millions around the world.

Why does this kind of advertising always lead me into believing the contrary?

We will wire you $10 million into your account and whatever you do not use, just send back upon graduation. You will never have to repay the gift. We will ask that you setup a fax machine on your end, are able to provide pertinent information about yourself and, in return, regard us as a family member for providing this great service. This gifting program has been made possible through Prince Daju Bajukabee and he welcomes you into his family and beautiful and lush country of Nigeria.

This prince guy sure seems nice.. Wonder what he wants in return, and especially what is meant by "regard us as a family member".

Once you have learned the successful skills of mass email marketing, it will be necessary to learn how to provide forged documentation to your clients for your entertainment purposes. This course will teach you how to scan passports into PhotoShop, change the picture ID, and alter any written information using the smudge tool and type over effects.

I'll stop now theres just too much quoting material.. All this seems like a big joke. Incredible..

 

[Murdoch]

I'll stop now theres just too much quoting material.. All this seems like a big joke. Incredible..

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Where's Extreme Ryno? I bet he would love to set you up with one of his projects.

Seriously Marek, isn't your inbox full of solicitations from 'lost relatives' and 'escrowed political accounts'? The rest of the world's are.

 

[SimpleMinded]

I'll stop now theres just too much quoting material.. All this seems like a big joke. Incredible..

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

Where's Extreme Ryno? I bet he would love to set you up with one of his projects.

Seriously Marek, isn't your inbox full of solicitations from 'lost relatives' and 'escrowed political accounts'? The rest of the world's are.

but really, would anyone want to spend all that time setting that up? And hrm... you go to penn state? My friend goes there .

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Seriously Marek, isn't your inbox full of solicitations from 'lost relatives' and 'escrowed political accounts'? The rest of the world's are.

Actually, I haven't received a single spam message in months. Go Gmail!

EDIT: Has anybody detected that one of the courses in called "Accounting 419"?

 

[The Vault Dweller]

My aunt is a bank teller and I know not to trust anything dealing with money and Nigeria from her. Apparently the place has no credible international ways to deal so often scams are made using the "Bank of Nigeria" or something like that.

Ive only gotten a handful of spam email since I dont solicit sites that lead to spam. However of the little Ive gotten one was about some dead Nigerian relative...

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The Vault Dweller

 

[Murdoch]

They set it up because they are bored and don't have someplace cool to hangout like NMA.

And I don't get it 'Rat; if it was accounting 420, then I would get a joke, but 419? huh?

And again people, Nigeria is listed as one of the least transparent nations in the world, according to my Economist world in figures book. OF COURSE you don't trust anything from Nigeria!

And check your spam filters sometime. Quite funny, really.

And yes, lilffedawg, Penn State will one day rule the world, and your friend is near the top of the pyramid, good for him.

 

[MadDog]

http://www.419eater.com/

This will help you understand 419. It's the international code for Advanced Fee Fraud. As the Vault Dweller said, Nigeria doesn't follow international money law, and... they have a TON of scams.

 

[Ashmo]

A lovely network of website parodies. Just adorable.