Van Helsing

[eom]

This is not an error. It's logically inconsistent. It makes no *sense* for a couple of people to endure hardships living on a mountain maintaining a beacon that hasn't been lit for ages.

jesus!
would you get off the goddamn signal fires??!!

 

[Malky]

You seem to be changing your mind a lot lately...

Eh?


Oh, and yeah, Kharn, the signal fire thing is getting fucking old.

 

[Brother None]

would you get off the goddamn signal fires??!!

Oh, and yeah, Kharn, the signal fire thing is getting fucking old.

Sun Jan 18, 2004 20:39

No really?

 

[megatron]

stfu kharn dont make me ban yur trolling a$$


van helsing looks very shit.

 

[SnaX]

It reminds me a lot of Castlevania, so that alone peaks my interest. Even a movie as horrible as Resident Evil kept me entertained, just due to the fact that I was familiar with the game. I am known to many as "the shitty critic" however, I like almost any movie I see.

 

[eom]

whenever kharn starts on those signal fires I imagine that holy grail bit where they go on about coconuts finding their way to england.

 

[Azael]

That movie looks terrible, isn't one vampire action flick (Blade) enough?

 

[DarkUnderlord]

It's a guy, wearing a coat, walking around in medieval times blowing stuff up. What's not to love?

 

[megatron]

the crappy cgi?

 

[Azael]

The ass raping of classic literature characters?

 

[eom]

I hear he has a karate fight w/frankenstein's monster.

 

[welsh]

That's what killed Brotherhood of the Wolf for me. Karate KickAss 19th Century Biologists.

Poop. Yes, the movie industry doesn't have enough contemporary characters to assrape so it now it has to turn to the past century.