WB: Watch As We Rape Your Childhood

Bradylama

So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050218/ap_en_tv/tv_loonatics_2

Why? There is no hope in the world. No life. No joy. Only pain and despair.

"We all flipped for it," David Janollari, president of the Kids' WB, said this week. "We just said, `Wow, what a great way to take the classic Looney Tunes franchise that has been huge with audiences for decades and bring it into the new millennium.'"

They're pointy! And in different colors.

This might have worked for Batman Beyond, but Batman, Daffy Duck ain't.
 
Apparently kids liked the action figures in focus groups, so they saw this as a big "thumbs up" to destroy the spirit.

I thought X-Treme marketing had gone out of style. Or are Warner Brothers execs stuck in the 90's? :(
 
The horror! The original characters will have to be taken to the future by time machine to exterminate their daemonic descendents.

I feel sorry for the young ones who watch this sort of stuff.
 
seriously... the lack of creativity these days... cant make new characters just have to sharpen up old ones...

complete suckage
 
Damn everyone is being converted for the future... If that is how the new generation wish to see Bugs and Gang, I want no part of it.

Its like trying to reinvent the fucking wheel. The Basics of wheel is a round surface. There is no retro or future wheel, its still a wheel,
 
quietfanatic said:
The horror! The original characters will have to be taken to the future by time machine to exterminate their daemonic descendents.

:clap:

That'd be hilarious! You should seriously write that and send it in! I would love to see it...it also fits in with the wacky theme of cartoon's.

Ya and they look just freaky.

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The Vault Dweller
 
I like how he plays devil's advocate... but all i see in the potential for these characters is some sort of angry fighting cartoon show... and if it was kiddy it would just be ridiculous in general.

They might be able to pull it off... but with things as they are today i think they will just half ass it and it will suck.
 
Sweet baby Jesus. That's gonna leave some fresh emotional scars. :cry:

I don't like the whole concept or the art, but I am not the target audience, I guess.
 
I hope all the voices are really deep, and they act like buff superhero characters and one of them has to be gay but buff gay so you'll see him having hardcore anal sex every now and then. (oral sex is bad because it isn't as powerful, hence, strong, which we expect this characters to better be.)
 
I heard that Bugs' new name would be Buzz. I think that's funny, considering Buzz Bunny is also the name of a vibrator.
They could at least give them different costumes or something. Right now I can't tell them apart besides a small bit of color and differently spiked heads.

added: And Jabbapop, that may have been the strangest thing I've ever read on this forum.
 
Bradylama said:
Someone plays Devil's Advocate.
Also featured in that link is another horrible concept art.

All are the same poor excuses for people who have little talent yet have to limp on someone else's work like a crutch. Chuck Jones did a poor job with Tom and Jerry, but he certainly didn't deserve having been dug up, skullfucked, and pissed into the eye sockets.

Without completely reinventing the characters, plan on them being little more than the "New" Tom and Jerry (that wad of shit in the 70's), or the atrocious "Baby Loony Tunes", which makes Baby Muppetts look like MENSA graduates. And that show almost tempted me to grab the .45 Remote.

In theory, someone who works in their preferred medium or presentation should be preferable, yet they are trying to both reinvent and keep the basis of the characters. That, in every sense of the term, is very contradictory with significant change one way or another. It is either one way or another, not some catchy quirk that will soon wear out as the new varnish of personality wears quicky thin.

Theoretically, the man who brought Wile E. Coyote to the screen should be suitable for a similar production, Tom and Jerry. This was not the case; in Chuck Jones' hands, Tom was just a sadistic twat, and Jerry was a giggling, lucky moron, with visual gags that were obviously from the rejected Wile E. Coyote pile. In a few episodes, Chuck scrapped well over a decade of character development.

"It's a rash of negative publicity which continues to thrive to this very day; on The Internet, hardly a conversation in any animation-themed newsgroup, blog or message board goes by without somebody taking cheap shots at the 1975 version of Tom & Jerry." http://www.1975tomjerry.50megs.com

That is quite true, because to the fans of the episodes that had character development, those shows were indeed "cheap shots".

Yet another line in a series of cheap concept rapes. At least Duck Dodgers was similar to both the original characters and the original shorts of Daffy as Duck Dodgers, so it was easy to expand upon that without ruffling too many feathers, so to speak. Trying to reinvent Bugs Bunny would be akin to trying to reinvent Superman.

Oh, shit...no luck there, either.
 
And on what better note than to introduce this?

Seriously. Made me want to vomit.

Also, if you pause the frames in the middle of the clip, you'll notice that the "new" Looney Tunes have been superimposed over images of Batman beating up some guy with chains.

Perhaps Warner Brothers has forgotten that they already did Batman Beyond?
 
again-
We all flipped for it," David Janollari, president of the Kids' WB, said this week. "We just said, `Wow, what a great way to take the classic Looney Tunes franchise that has been huge with audiences for decades and bring it into the new millennium.'"

= utter lack of imagination
= consequence of group think ("we all flipped") among morons.
= someone missed the lesson on 'originality'.

This is almost as sad as when they tool the Little Rascals off the air.
 
David Janollari said:
We all flipped for it.

I have to wonder about his choice of words there. Smacks of another executive trying to sound "hip" and "edgy" and about as depressing as all the comedy based on the fact.
 
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