WB: Watch As We Rape Your Childhood

When I first read it I thought he said they flipped a coin to see whether or not they'd do it.

I had my logic hat on. It seemed like a logical explanation.
 
For some reason this keeps reminding me of when Coca-Cola came out with New Coke, and no one liked it and they had to bring back Classic Coke.

Well as long as they have a line of new toys to sell to kids, I am sure they will do fine.
 
"I think the legacy is intact," he said. "If anything, it's an homage to the legacy instead of a destruction of the legacy."
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One word - moron.

Raping a beloved franchise is not paying homage.

Devil's Advocate
It says nothing against the talents of contemporary animators to observe that the magic was in a melding of individual talents, and that recapitulating the old shorts is about as likely as recreating the Italian Renaissance. If Warners has stopped trying, I say "About freaking time."
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So instead they should remake existing characters and shit out more unoriginal, uninspired crap that completely lacks any creativity?

Without completely reinventing the characters, plan on them being little more than the "New" Tom and Jerry (that wad of shit in the 70's), or the atrocious "Baby Loony Tunes", which makes Baby Muppetts look like MENSA graduates. And that show almost tempted me to grab the .45 Remote.
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Amen! Baby Looney Toons makes me sick. The way that show goes about trying to teach children some simplistic moral lesson is stupid. I thought that's what parents were for? Not to mention with the exception of the character rips there is nothing Looney Tunes about it.

For some reason this keeps reminding me of when Coca-Cola came out with New Coke, and no one liked it and they had to bring back Classic Coke.
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Conspiracy! Conspiracy i say!!! They intentionally made New Coke taste like crap so they could bring back Coke Classic and make millions!

Evil geniuses :twisted:

Haha, reminds me of an episode of Futurama.
 
Bradylama, that was hilarious! That's probably exactly what the producers of the new Looney Tunes had in mind! Not really, but it was still funny though.

I'm sharp and edgy motherf*cker!!!

Hahaha!!!
 
If there really is a scene where Buzz Bunny is racing down Mt. Everest on a plank of wood while three pirates chase after him so they can rape him in the ass, it would be almost worth it.
 
Bradylama said:
When I first read it I thought he said they flipped a coin to see whether or not they'd do it.

I had my logic hat on. It seemed like a logical explanation.
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I thought that too. Made a lot more sense to be a bunch of execs saying, "Well, this is a crock of shit but might make some cash and a few headlines. Heads, we sell our souls to the devil. Tails, we continue to be utterly irrelevant."

...as opposed to actually getting excited about this genius idea
 
For some strange reason, I am reminded of a VG Cats strip.

In other news, Kharn has gone to the Dark Side.

I wonder if any of the marketers have noticed the intense popularity the new designs have enjoyed on the internet?
 
I love Sam & Fuzzy, it's really good...TO THE MAX.

I wonder if any of the marketers have noticed the intense popularity the new designs have enjoyed on the internet?
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It seems to be marketable much like Jack Chick is marketable.

I'M EXTREEEEEME.
 
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