What are your talents?

who would want to escape a nice, lonely tropical island? build me a louisXIV chair, carpenter, so i might sit and enjoy the sun go down while thinking about the letters celan wrote to bachmann. the cooking personal might fetch some fruits in the meantime, while they got protection from the butch karate kids like raging russian.
 
dammit! how could i forget?

Boobies, boobs, bossoms, breasts, fun bags, gahzunghas, Hooters! hooray for them! are they a talent?
 
If you are a guy, you have your dick.
If you are a gal, you have boobies.
If you are a lucky hermaphrodite, you have BOTH!

what else would you need...
 
To smooth out the rough edges??

HEATHEN!!!

You will never become a real tyrant, if you don't know:
Pain is the weapon!
 
Pope Viper said:
Per said:
But it's something that makes you useful when everyone crashes on a deserted island and there's a bunch of tools and some planks. Whereas the people who post "I can read/write/doodle in the sand" would be first to get eaten.

My carpentry skills would be handy, as I could build a boat to escape.

Carpentry FTW.

But, could you build a house out of wood?
 
Talent..

COMEDY!

Curious though.. I get out for 2 months to write a new set. And when I get home the good stuff comes out.
 
The only thing i excell at is snapping young kitten necks between my fingers. You know, when the little buggers are still very small. I find drowning them in a sink is taking too much time.
 
DarkLegacy said:
Pope Viper said:
Per said:
But it's something that makes you useful when everyone crashes on a deserted island and there's a bunch of tools and some planks. Whereas the people who post "I can read/write/doodle in the sand" would be first to get eaten.

My carpentry skills would be handy, as I could build a boat to escape.

Carpentry FTW.

But, could you build a house out of wood?

Depends on your definition of house.

I could frame it, I could put it on a pier and beam foundation, I could insulate, sheetrock, install windows/doors, do the basic plumbing, and the basic electrical.

So yea, I could probably build a house with the right tools, materials, and extra hands to help lift.
 
I'm pretty damn good at most sports.

I'm a crack shot w/ a shotgun (I shoot trap and skeet often - but that might fall under the 'sports' category)

I can drink more beer than most humans can in either a 24 or 72 hour period.

I am extremely adept at movie trivia

Last but not least - I am a very above average craps shooter :)
 
DarkLegacy said:
Tell us a joke? :?

Why does everybody confuse stand-up with jokes? I don't know any jokes. I don't tell JOKES on stage.






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O.K.


ONE then.

A bear and a rabbit went for a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit: "Excuse me rabbit, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies: "No." Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

:D
 
A bear and a rabbit went for a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit: "Excuse me rabbit, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies: "No." Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

<comedy>
 
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